Changes to the Board "Commandments" and Enforcement Policy

[HG73]

You might find the football a little easier in this one @CryptoMiner...

If she is our holder our kicker never makes another kick.

 

[Horny4TCU]

If she is our holder our kicker never makes another kick.

I don't know, she might motivate you to kick the farthest you've ever kicked it... you know, aiming to impress.

 

[Bob Sugar]

If she is our holder our kicker never makes another kick.

I hope we kick on every play

 

[CryptoMiner]

You might find the football a little easier in this one @CryptoMiner...

What football?

 

[Atom]

Showcase off I-35 used to do that on Sunday’s back in the day. They also had 2 for 1 lap dance coupons.

If I'm remembering correctly, some fraternity took me there during rush because it was 18+ and byob. They kept giving me dollars to go up to the stage but the talent was..... ahem.... less than desirable. I went home with about $20 in ones and drank their beer all night. Win win

 

[JugbandFrog]

If I'm remembering correctly, some fraternity took me there during rush because it was 18+ and byob. They kept giving me dollars to go up to the stage but the talent was..... ahem.... less than desirable. I went home with about $20 in ones and drank their beer all night. Win win

I once had a gal take my $1 bill with her, um...

 

[TxFrog1999]

I once had a gal take my $1 bill with her, um...

Fingers?

 

[JugbandFrog]

Fingers?

She had quite a grip...

 

[CryptoMiner]

I often just stare at the ceiling wondering....

 

[netty2424]

I once had a gal take my $1 bill with her, um...

Watched a girl sit down on a 40oz past the neck, then walked off with it, no hands.

 

[AroundWorldFrog]

Watched a girl sit down on a 40oz past the neck, then walked off with it, no hands.

40 oz what?

 

[netty2424]

40 oz what?

 

[AroundWorldFrog]

The entire bottle is the neck. Whoo. Not going seconds on that.

 

[netty2424]

The entire bottle is the neck. Whoo. Not going seconds on that.

Yah it was impressively disgusting.

 

[CryptoMiner]

“And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all four corners of the earth.”

Then She made the earth round.....and She laughed and laughed and laughed!

 

[Moose Stuff]

This thread turned out pretty much how I expected.

 

[froginmn]

I often just stare at the ceiling wondering....

Why do you have male nipples on your ceiling?

 

[Opintel]

“And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all four corners of the earth.”

Then She made the earth round.....and She laughed and laughed and laughed!

My oldest daughter, the Methodist Minister (Yorktown VA) would love this!


I sent it to her.

 

[Bob Sugar]

Why do you have male nipples on your ceiling?

You can milk anything with nipples.

 

[InstaFrog]

You can milk anything with nipples.

It don’t need nipples