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[Big Frog II]

Won't this smell nice?

I wonder if they have one for Waco?

 

[GoFrog Yourself]

Does it smell like cow [ Finebaum ] and corn liquor? If not, pass

 

[nwlafrog]

Probably smells like belly button juice and ear ring backs, corn chips and feet, dog ship and bug spray

 

[Zubaz]

Lubbock might be a good product to specialize in here. If the GND bans cow farts, those candles will become a sentimental favorite.

 

[BABYFACE]

Probably smells like belly button juice and ear ring backs, corn chips and feet, dog ship and bug spray

 

[FrogCop19]

Waco's scent would be easy. Having lived there for three years in middle school, I can attest that the entire shiphole town smells like sulfur. In fact, it's so bad the water is tinged yellow out of the tap. No lie.

 

[HFrog1999]

View attachment 5500 Won't this smell nice?

I wonder if they have one for Waco?

 

[Frognosticator]

Surely there's an essence of tortilla and concussion storage shed wafting around in there as well.

 

[geezer]

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I wonder if they have one for Waco?

Checked the website. Answer is "no." Not even "coming soon."

https://homesickcandles.com/collections/cities

...and there's no Fort Worth candle, either. FW scent must be mixed in with the Dallas candle.

Here's a better candle scent and company:

https://madebymixture.com/

 

[BrewingFrog]

Oh, the fragrant whiff of a cattle feedlot wafting in through an open window...

 

[FrogAbroad]

 

[tcudoc]

Probably smells like belly button juice and ear ring backs, corn chips and feet, dog ship and bug spray

That's hilarious. I have no idea where you came up with ear ring backs, but I can imagine they smell nasty. Corn chips and feet got me too.

 

[tcudoc]

Voted the most “non-offensive” candle in the market. Scientists were able to capture the smell of an interception and package it into a candle.

 

[asleep003]

Voted the most “non-offensive” candle in the market. Scientists were able to capture the smell of an interception and package it into a candle.

Sure this scent isn't as acceptable in Berkeley.....

 

[tcudoc]

Sure this scent isn't as acceptable in Berkeley.....

It probably will be eventually. Heck, I still eat Tostitos, even after that crappy Fiesta Bowl a few years ago.