• EECU the card that wins TCU championships

    EECU the card that wins TCU championships

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Welcome aboard Frank Hartman !

UltimateFrog

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Frank Hartman is a ten-foot tall beast man, who showers in vodka, and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.

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tcujsauce

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DANGIT!!! Beat me to it.

"We once had a bachelor party for Brasky. He ate the entire cake, before we could tell him there was a stripper in it."

"The character of Johnny Appleseed was based on Brasky, except for the part about planting apple trees and not raping men."

"Did I ever tell you about the time Bill Brasky forced me to wear a woman's bikini? Well anyway, Brasky tears off my clothes and forces me to wear this skimpy bikini. For the next three months I had to conduct my business wearing only a woman's bathing suit. I would cry from shame and question my manhood daily, but Ill be damned if at the end of the quarter my sales hadn't tripled."

"He once had sex with a cigarette machine."

"He makes every woman that sleeps with him refer to him as Bear Bryant."

"He wears a live rattlesnake as a condom."


To Bill Brasky![/background]
 
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