"We once had a bachelor party for Brasky. He ate the entire cake, before we could tell him there was a stripper in it."
"The character of Johnny Appleseed was based on Brasky, except for the part about planting apple trees and not raping men."
"Did I ever tell you about the time Bill Brasky forced me to wear a woman's bikini? Well anyway, Brasky tears off my clothes and forces me to wear this skimpy bikini. For the next three months I had to conduct my business wearing only a woman's bathing suit. I would cry from shame and question my manhood daily, but Ill be damned if at the end of the quarter my sales hadn't tripled."
"He once had sex with a cigarette machine."
"He makes every woman that sleeps with him refer to him as Bear Bryant."