Male, female, or trans? Seriously, have another suggestion. If Wes can make it to a game, then I suggest arranging a Bleacher Creatures run for him. However, this Bleacher Creatures run would be a little bit different... because it's Wes. This Bleacher Creatures run will have Wes emerge from the ACS south portal with the players and coaches, and one of the big heavies will push Wes, dressed in purple, of course, in a wheelchair in front of the players and coaches onto the field when the team comes out onto the field, through the fog, with the cheerleaders flipping in the air, and the new sound system blasting Welcome to the Jungle.