The Official Beaver Pun Thread

[JugbandFrog]

Post your best Beaver puns...

Stick hard to the Beavers!

 

[ShivasFrog]

Please, no.

 

[njustus7]

Just a few "come" to mind:

Lick the beavers...

Wax the beavers....

Giv'm a Brazilian...

 

[Dogfrog]

Ward, I'm worried about the Beavers.

 

[UnderToad]

Dam the Beavers!

 

[Frogo]

Ward, I'm worried about the Beavers.

Good one.

 

[hfpride]

Pound the Beavers!!

 

[DaCrief]

this thread is already out of control

 

[Atomic Frawg]

Would make a bloodline reference...but, nah.

 

[Ray Finkle]

Come From Behind to Finish on the Beavers

 

[JugbandFrog]

These Beavers stink!

 

[NNM]

Frogs pose stiff threat to Beavers
Frogs jump on Beavers
Frogs cover the spread on Beavers
Beavers take a beating

From Taunter.com's satire on the naked Beaver player arrested (Cops joke about naked beaver)

. . . "That’s when we tased him and booked him. Man that was funny. Especially because I’m more of a Ducks fan than Beavers fan anyway. It’s always a good night when you can tase a Beaver.” Westland then chuckled to himself quietly.

 

[Horny4TCU]

Let's make like a baby, and split open these Beavers!!!

 

[JugbandFrog]

I hate Beavers so much I made my girlfriend get a Brazilian!

 

[njustus7]

Frog defense gets deep penetration (on the Beavers)

Horny Frogs hop all over the beavers

Beavers come ready, but get throttled