OSU short list has to read: Dykes, Dykes, Dykes.
What do you call a pantry full of lesbians? .
A licker cabinet.
What do you call an Eskimo lesbian? ..
A Klondyke.
What do you call 100 lesbians with guns? ....
Militia Etheridge.
Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?
Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? ....
Fur Traders.
What do you call a lesbian with long fingers? ...
Well Hung.
Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned? ...
She was found face down in Ricki Lake .
How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? ....
Even the pool table doesn't have balls.
What do you call lesbian twins? ...
Lick-a-likes.