SMEW Look-A-Likes

[Horny4TCU]

We all forgot this for Southern... Let's not skip SMEW.

https://smumustangs.com/roster.aspx?roster=2224&path=football

Haley Osment

Brice Madison

 

[XIIFrog]

Eric Sutton

 

[XIIFrog]

Elijah McQueen

 

[XIIFrog]

Jacob Oehrlein

Andrew Luck

 

[netty2424]

All of them!

 

[XIIFrog]

All of them!

Case in point:

 

[Fred Garvin]

SMU's offense against North Texas - remember, this is the University of North Texas, not the Alabama defense.

First 9 drives
3 Plays - minus 14 yards - Punt
3 Plays - 0 yards - Punt
1 Play - Pick 6
3 Plays - 7 yards - Punt
3 Plays - 7 yards - Punt
6 Plays - 14 Yards - Punt (first first down of game, midway thru second quarter)
3 Plays - 5 yards - Punt
3 Plays - 4 Yards - Punt
7 Plays - 15 Yards - Punt
First three quarters of game - Nine drives - 38 yards - One pick 6 - 3 first downs
Score at this point - University of North Texas 36 SMOO 0

 

[Frog-in-law1995]

Kaz Kazadi

 

[The Artist Formerly Known as PhormerPhrog]

They all look like losers.

 

[ShadowFrog]

The fact that Kaz is employed in coaching in any way, shape or manner is stand-alone disturbing enough.

 

[froginmn]

Kaz Kazadi

"Assistant AD for human performance"

 

[Frog-in-law1995]

The fact that Kaz is employed in coaching in any way, shape or manner is stand-alone disturbing enough.

Director of “human performance.”

Wouldn’t you try to find a job title for him that didn’t sound like he’s in charge of all the steroids? When I hear “director of human performance,” I think of that guy shooting horseneedles into Dolph Lundgren’s arm in Rocky 4.

 

[Frog-in-law1995]

"Assistant AD for human performance"

Ha! just posted the same thing. What a horrible job title for him.

 

[ShadowFrog]

Director of “human performance.”

Wouldn’t you try to find a job title for him that didn’t sound like he’s in charge of all the steroids? When I hear “director of human performance,” I think of that guy shooting horseneedles into Dolph Lundgren’s arm in Rocky 4.

Dah comrade....

 

[Bonner4Prez]

Kaz Kazadi

This is "shove that bottle down your throat" dude from the 2010 Baylor game

 

[Bonner4Prez]

Kaz Kazadi

 

[froginmn]

Director of “human performance.”

Wouldn’t you try to find a job title for him that didn’t sound like he’s in charge of all the steroids? When I hear “director of human performance,” I think of that guy shooting horseneedles into Dolph Lundgren’s arm in Rocky 4.

He's the assistant AD in that area. They have a director and an associate director, apparently below him.

If he's in charge of performing like a human, he's failing.

 

[Peacefrog]

I had never noticed that Creepy Ian makes a cameo in this.

 

[Frog-in-law1995]

This is "shove that bottle down your throat" dude from the 2010 Baylor game

 

[Fred Garvin]

I seem to recall that this 45-10 mauling was labeled a fluke by RG3.

How many rapists in that video? Where's their assistant AD that tried to choke a TCU blogger?

These Baylor losers would have tried the beat the snot out of the Miami "good job, good effort" kid if he had been there.

Where is the love?