Make way for the Pop-Tarts Bowl, adios Cheez-It Bowl

[Deep Purple]

He is saying he masturbated to Brittany Spears photo with a hand lathered in Jergens lotion.

 

[CryptoMiner]

to be fair, he never said nor implied a photo was involved, but ummm...everything else that crypto typed

I feel like I am channeling Norm McDonald.

 

[Virginia Frog]

Isn't clear why the split would cause this if both Cheez-it and Pop Tarts are going to the same company...

I agree that THIS seems strange.

Apparently, the management views Pop Tarts as a "snack" not a breakfast item.

The worst bowl name IMO was the "XYZ Weed Eater Bowl" that was formerly the Independence Bowl.

 

[froginmn]

I agree that THIS seems strange.

Apparently, the management views Pop Tarts as a "snack" not a breakfast item.

The worst bowl name IMO was the "XYZ Weed Eater Bowl" that was formerly the Independence Bowl.

Poulan Weed-Eater Independence Bowl

Still better than the Bad Boy Mowers Pinstripe Bowl, IMO.

 

[Virginia Frog]

Poulan Weedeater Independence Bowl

yea! YEECH of a name.

 

[tcudoc]

I feel like I am channeling Norm McDonald.

I totally see that. Those were some of his funniest moments.

 

[froginmn]

This may send this thread to the pit, but the Music City Bowl becomes the TransPerfect Music City Bowl this year.

Unfortunate company name IMO.

 

[TopFrog]

This may send this thread to the pit, but the Music City Bowl becomes the TransPerfect Music City Bowl this year.

Unfortunate company name IMO.

Time to rebrand. Unless they are wokesters.

 

[LisaLT]

He is saying he masturbated to Brittany Spears photo with a hand lathered in Jergens lotion.

Lol. I feel dumb now that i didn’t get it.

 

[CryptoMiner]

Time to rebrand. Unless they are wokesters.

 

[geezer]

NASCAR supports drag racing?

 

[bc puckett]

Lol. I feel dumb now that i didn’t get it.

Well apparently neither did he

 

[LisaLT]

And I thought you were a woman of the world...

I am but I guess K-Y would be more my style

 

[LisaLT]

He is saying he masturbated to Brittany Spears photo with a hand lathered in Jergens lotion.

Crypto for the win!!!

 

[LisaLT]

I can’t believe I missed that hand lotion connection. Lol. Geez. I’m slippin. This one’s for you @06DallasFrog

 

[froginmn]

I can’t believe I missed that hand lotion connection. Lol. Geez. I’m slippin. This one’s for you @06DallasFrog

LOL

 

[06DallasFrog]

I am but I guess K-Y would be more my style

I can’t believe I missed that hand lotion connection. Lol. Geez. I’m slippin. This one’s for you @06DallasFrog

In response to the first... hard to hide KY when you're that age, but also KY is so outdated. You should look into the CBD stuff...

Second, now being a parent, it's really hard to look on all of that and not feel bad... but I'm sure I could figure it out.

 

[ShadowFrog]

NASCAR supports drag racing?

What about Funny Car?

 

[The Frog to be Named Later]

What about Funny Car?

Funny haha, or funny queer?

 

[ShadowFrog]

Funny haha, or funny queer?

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