Lincoln Riley tries to cook...

[FrogCop19]

...and hilarity ensues. Comments on this are gold. Sorry if already posted somewhere.

 

[jack the frog]

Been looking for a pic of the infamous brisket everyone’s been talking about.

Looks like one of the roasts my mom made during the 80’s. Love her dearly but she couldn’t cook for boat. Catsup was your friend.

 

[froginmn]

@Frog-in-law1995 is going to have some bad things to say.

 

[tcudoc]

Been looking for a pic of the infamous brisket everyone’s been talking about.

Looks like one of the roasts my mom made during the 80’s. Love her dearly but she couldn’t cook for boat. Catsup was your friend.

My mom made those same roasts.

 

[BrewingFrog]

That looks dry. Arid. Parched. No juices running out of the slices, no pooling on the cutting board. I imagine the mouthfeel is roughly that of chewing on shredded cardboard...

 

[Peacefrog]

I don’t see a problem with that perfectly cooked brisket.

 

[Pharm Frog]

I think I’ve found some of my brothers right here on KFC and who’d have thought it would have been terrible roasts that reunited us.

 

[flyfishingfrog]

Been looking for a pic of the infamous brisket everyone’s been talking about.

Looks like one of the roasts my mom made during the 80’s. Love her dearly but she couldn’t cook for boat. Catsup was your friend.

yeah- someone needs to help Lincoln with the fact that Bark doesn't mean Burned....

 

[The Frog to be Named Later]

• I don’t see a problem with that perfectly cooked potroast.

FIFY

 

[gohornedfrogs]

That's some great looking beef jerky.

 

[WhatTheFrog]

Did he try to smoke that in a dehydrator?

 

[Peacefrog]

FIFY

Exactly. Cooked like god intended.

 

[Frog-in-law1995]

@Frog-in-law1995 is going to have some bad things to say.

No, I love beef jerky.


Edit: damnit, @gohornedfrogs

 

[Frog-in-law1995]

There’s the heart.

 

[QuilterFrawg]

Comments are hilarious. Ex: "To think that a poor cow gave its life for this."

 

[CryptoMiner]

Try the link to Cornyn’s ketchup covered mistake. What were these guys thinking when they posted these?

 

[Frog-in-law1995]

Try the link to Cornyn’s ketchup covered mistake. What were these guys thinking when they posted these?

What the [ Finebaum ] is that?

 

[WhatTheFrog]

I think my favorite reply is "If you drop your phone in water, put it in a bag with this brisket to dry it out."

 

[Peacefrog]

What the [ #2020 ] is that?

Soylent brisket.

 

[y2kFrog]

He should be forced to release Morris for this foul.