1. TCU - TCU gains ground at every position next year, including QB, with the potential addition of Casey Pachall back into the mix. Add a more experienced Boykin to one of the most impressive WR corps across the country (Boyce, Brown, Carter, White, Listenbee, Porter, Bush, Story, Doctson, etc), and a very impressive RB corps who are expected to produce big numbers for the Horned Frog offense (James, Catalon, Green, Hicks, Johnson), and put in front of all of them an offensive line that will be experienced an BIG, you have yourself a scary offense. On the defensive side of the ball, the Frogs lose only the senior leadership of Kenny Cain, with Deryck Gildon returning to Fort Worth, as well as a few LBs waiting in the wings for their turn (Dawson, Mallett, Hilliard). The Frogs will be improving across the board on the defensive side of the ball, which was tops in the Big XII in 2012. This Frog team should no doubt be the class of the Big XII in 2013, and, depending on how they fair in their opener with LSU, could potentially be a dark horse candidate for a national championship run.
2. OU - Land thieves and cross dressers. They suck.
3. OSU - Xerox U and in Stoolwater. They suck.
4. KSU - Purple Kansas and claim to be "Aggieville", which reminds us of aTm Aggy. They suck.
5. Tech - STDs everywhere. And they fling poop at buses like monkeys. They suck.
6. WVU - Couch burners and a drunk arse coaching staff. They suck.
7. ISU - Nobody cares about Ames, IA. And someone tell Paul Rhoads to calm down. They suck.
8. BayLOL - They steal beer. Sucks to BU. They suck
9. KU - Rock Chalk Bird Fart. They suck.
10. Texas - Texas has proven that, despite bringing in top 5 recruiting classes for the last decade, that they are just not cut out to compete week in and week out in the Big XII with teams such as TCU. Their QBs are both derp-faced morons who are apparently color blind and get their jolly by throwing the ball to the other team. Daje Johnson is a drama queen who moonlights as a drag queen. Mack Brown is, well... he's Mack Brown. They suck the worstest.