BABYFACE
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My Friend, Billy Clyde Puckett
by
Babyface
We made a stop in El Paso for the night. However, Billy Clyde was not ready to turn in for the evening, so he insisted we go across the border in Juarez for some entertainment. We had a few beers at the this one bar called El Gato Suave, then we proceeded to this strip joint on main drag called Perro Loca. It wasn’t long before Billy Clyde switched from beer to tequila. About a half hour into Billy Clyde’s consumption of tequila shots, he gets up from the table and stumbles over to the main stage. He pulls out a wad of one dollar bills and starts to tuck them into this hot latina’s G-string. Then it hit me. I was stunned to see this knockout of beauty dancing, reach down to grab the money with the only arm she possessed. I never had see a one arm stripper before that night. As far as one arm strippers go, she was the hottest stripper I have ever seen. I knew a “one arm bandit” is slang for a slot machine, but this stripper gave that phrase a whole new meaning.
I wake up Tuesday morning realizing that I just had one incredible dream. I am still in a daze from drinking my sorrows away from the Fiesta Bowl loss to Boise St from the previous night. This is reality rather than TCU playing Alabama for the national championship. At this moment when I get up from my hotel bed is when I see a football playing card by my pillow. I pick the card up and it is Billy Clyde Puckett on the card in his TCU uniform. The words scribbled on the back of the card in black marker read, “Next year buddy, TCU wins it all, your friend Billy Clyde.”
by
Babyface
We made a stop in El Paso for the night. However, Billy Clyde was not ready to turn in for the evening, so he insisted we go across the border in Juarez for some entertainment. We had a few beers at the this one bar called El Gato Suave, then we proceeded to this strip joint on main drag called Perro Loca. It wasn’t long before Billy Clyde switched from beer to tequila. About a half hour into Billy Clyde’s consumption of tequila shots, he gets up from the table and stumbles over to the main stage. He pulls out a wad of one dollar bills and starts to tuck them into this hot latina’s G-string. Then it hit me. I was stunned to see this knockout of beauty dancing, reach down to grab the money with the only arm she possessed. I never had see a one arm stripper before that night. As far as one arm strippers go, she was the hottest stripper I have ever seen. I knew a “one arm bandit” is slang for a slot machine, but this stripper gave that phrase a whole new meaning.
I wake up Tuesday morning realizing that I just had one incredible dream. I am still in a daze from drinking my sorrows away from the Fiesta Bowl loss to Boise St from the previous night. This is reality rather than TCU playing Alabama for the national championship. At this moment when I get up from my hotel bed is when I see a football playing card by my pillow. I pick the card up and it is Billy Clyde Puckett on the card in his TCU uniform. The words scribbled on the back of the card in black marker read, “Next year buddy, TCU wins it all, your friend Billy Clyde.”