I an qeting marryed

[Earl from Mesquite]

I an getting married. Fuond this old girl back when I goed back to Cement, OK fore a viset and it was love at fqqerst sight.

The futere Mrs. is a real looker two. She works nights at the IGA and is learming to bee a cosmologist butt she is realy inter rested in learming the grindering buseyness. She said she cuold help me get more busyness.


All off yuo are invited to the weding and I wil hafve a beeter idea abuot when that wil be when she gets out off jail in too weeks.

 

[oldscribe]

QUOTE(Earl from Mesquite @ Jun 14 2010, 09:32 PM) [snapback]579056[/snapback]
I an getting married. Fuond this old girl back when I goed back to Cement, OK fore a viset and it was love at fqqerst sight.

The futere Mrs. is a real looker two. She works nights at the IGA and is learming to bee a cosmologist butt she is realy inter rested in learming the grindering buseyness. She said she cuold help me get more busyness.


All off yuo are invited to the weding and I wil hafve a beeter idea abuot when that wil be when she gets out off jail in too weeks.

Congratulations, Earl. Someone will play ``Here Grinds the Bride."

 

[Land Frog]

Ewe caint get marryed to a dogg in Tejas, butt ewe cain in Vegaz.

 

[FrogPreacher]

I an getting married. Fuond this old girl back when I goed back to Cement, OK fore a viset and it was love at fqqerst sight.







Earl, do you have anyone to do the marrying fer ya? I'm a minister you know, have done bunches of weddings and do a right good job of it too! Have a pretty darn good success rate, most of the folks I have hitched are still together!

 

[Merch Frog]

Dammit, Earl, don't know you know we are all in panic mode here!

(please don't have any offspring, either)

 

[weklfrog]

QUOTE(landfrog @ Jun 14 2010, 07:36 PM) [snapback]579060[/snapback]
Ewe caint get marryed to a dogg in Tejas, butt ewe cain in Vegaz.

except for College Station.

 

[rynosdad]

Congrindrlashuns Earl! Gud Lukt 2 U in merrije.

 

[ZeeFrog]

Earl,

i was talkin to a gentleman in Nada over the weekend at a Polka Dance and he mentioned he was looking for a "grindering". are you available?

 

[SnoSki]

 

[TopFrog]

Instead of rice the couple will be showered with grinderings.

 

[Frogs On A Plane]

Earl.... do you have any pictures of her?

 

[Frogs On A Plane]

QUOTE(TopFrog @ Jun 15 2010, 10:03 AM) [snapback]579552[/snapback]
Instead of rice the couple will be showered with grinderings.



BWHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA

 

[FeistyFrog]

You can do it, you can do it alllllll night lonnnggg.

 

[Dogfrog]

QUOTE(FeistyFrog @ Jun 15 2010, 10:28 AM) [snapback]579607[/snapback]
You can do it, you can do it alllllll night lonnnggg.


It might take you all night to do what you used to do all night.

 

[steelfrog]

Downt due it, Url! Wonce ewe due it, hur bohinnie wull git big, and wen ewe die yung, shill succer sum oter pour dum [Deleted] into th saim ting!

 

[sous vide]

Now you can grinder all day and grind 'er all night. Lucky guy! Congrats.