You know, there's this big Powerball...
I pledge to 1.) Keep LHCGMFP at TCU 2.) Endow at least 3 Special Chairs: A.) Western Civilization, B.) Business Innovation and C.) Critical Reasoning, 3.) Establish the Brewingfrog School of Uselessly Padded Verbiage and personally fill the Bulwer-Lytton Chair myself.
So there.
CDC can come and get me in the jet.