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joejordan

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“One day, Billy Clyde Puckett and I…”

By Crunch

Before high school, Billy Clyde was known as BC, that’s what everyone except his mother called him. The reason was because I was his best friend, and my name is Billy Joe, and so folks got to calling me Billy, and him BC. Of course in high school, BC gathered quite a bit of attention, and at some point he became Billy Clyde Puckett.

On a Saturday in the summer you could find us boys in a variety of places. The swimming hole just past the train trestle was a favorite. We built forts, and had dirt clod wars with some of the older boys. BC once hit a boy at full run from about 30 yards out, with a dirt clod.

One time, we were near BC’s house shooting cans and junk with his BB gun. It was late Spring and Robins was everywhere. Well, BC got him one. We were both surprised, because we could hardly hit anything with that gun. We run up to where the bird had fallen, standing there looking at it, when BC’s mom called from their back steps, “Boys, you better start a fire, because that’s your lunch.” We then proceeded to do our best to clean and eviscerate that bird. We stuck two very thin pieces of meat onto some bendable wire and cooked it over a small fire. It was greasy and gamey, and not near as much meat as you would think, the way their chest puffs out.
 

halfwaytoheaven

Active Member
Is this the "also-rans" thread? Here's my offering:

It had been a trying fortnight. A Texas August was neither the time nor the place to fall behind on your bills, and the blacktop was mighty unforgiving when you were out of gas and eighty miles shy of Cowtown. At least I had the comfort of knowing that the agony my bare, blistered feet were enduring would be forgotten when I had to swallow my shame and admit to my girlfriend that perhaps, even if they weren’t a requirement at my favorite fishing hole, proper shoes might not be such a bad idea en route. It hadn’t been quite the getaway I anticipated.

Behind me I heard a car’s engine approaching. I moved off the road to avoid the inevitable spray of stinging gravel and stretched out my upraised thumb. I tried not to get my hopes up; a lift would be bliss, but I’d been disappointed dozens of times already that day. To my amazement, I heard the sounds of squealing brakes and a purring engine slowing to an idle. Glancing behind me, a most singular conveyance struck my eyes. It was a purple and white Cadillac, with fins that would have startled Robert Shaw right out of the water. Rolling down a window as it pulled alongside, I was stunned by the countenance of maverick millionaire and former U.S. President Billy Clyde Puckett.

“Son,” he drawled,” eyeing my cautiously, “you look like you could use some boots.”

I composed myself and considered carefully before responding.

“Yup.”
 

joejordan

Member
QUOTE(halfwaytoheaven @ May 3 2010, 06:09 PM) [snapback]555014[/snapback]
Is this the "also-rans" thread? Here's my offering:

It had been a trying fortnight. A Texas August was neither the time nor the place to fall behind on your bills, and the blacktop was mighty unforgiving when you were out of gas and eighty miles shy of Cowtown. At least I had the comfort of knowing that the agony my bare, blistered feet were enduring would be forgotten when I had to swallow my shame and admit to my girlfriend that perhaps, even if they weren’t a requirement at my favorite fishing hole, proper shoes might not be such a bad idea en route. It hadn’t been quite the getaway I anticipated.

Behind me I heard a car’s engine approaching. I moved off the road to avoid the inevitable spray of stinging gravel and stretched out my upraised thumb. I tried not to get my hopes up; a lift would be bliss, but I’d been disappointed dozens of times already that day. To my amazement, I heard the sounds of squealing brakes and a purring engine slowing to an idle. Glancing behind me, a most singular conveyance struck my eyes. It was a purple and white Cadillac, with fins that would have startled Robert Shaw right out of the water. Rolling down a window as it pulled alongside, I was stunned by the countenance of maverick millionaire and former U.S. President Billy Clyde Puckett.

“Son,” he drawled,” eyeing my cautiously, “you look like you could use some boots.”

I composed myself and considered carefully before responding.

“Yup.”

Fantastic
 

PurpleBlood87

Active Member
My entry wasn't good. Sorry.

Purpleblood87’s Entry


One day Billy Clyde Puckett and I were out walking through the neighborhood near TCU when we saw Billy Clyde’s neighbor Jim, who is a huge t-shirt fan of the University of Texas, watering his yard with a hose.

Well, Jim is a friendly sort and he asked Billy Clyde if he wanted to come to a party at his house Saturday.

“Sure,” Billy Clyde answered.

“Well I have to warn you that there might be some fighting at the party,” Jim said.

“Hell, I’m always up for a good fight,” Billy Clyde responded.

“And there could be some drinking,” Jim added.

“Drinking? I can handle some drinking,” Billy Clyde chuckled.

Jim looked a Billy Clyde with a smile and said “My parties have been known for wild sex.”

“Well as long as my wife doesn’t find out, I’m up for that too,” Billy Clyde said.

As Billy Clyde and I started to walk away, Billy Clyde spun around and asked “Hey, what time should I show up for the party?”

Jim looked a Billy Clyde and said “Come over whenever. It’s just going to be me and you.”

Billy Clyde and I looked at each other and hurried off. We never walked by Jim’s house again.
 
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