netty2424
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I think most departments are these days. It's never been tougher to be a cop. Lot of it they've put on themselves, but most of it is unwarranted. Either way, they have a tough job.
Hazing
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Mean Purple
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I got so sick of seeing that stuff at parties. Wake up the next day and the result is a golden flaked cinnamon scented [ Finebaum ].
Mean Purple
Active Member
And I still cant see why that word is filtered.
SnoSki
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I think I’ve told the story on here before, but it bears repeating:
My senior year, I was living in the on campus apartments, and one of my roommates was a walk on football player who is great friends with one of the star defensive ends. (Name redacted to save embarrassment) The roommate mostly kept himself, and his friend was pretty cool whenever he was around.
One winter night, I came home at about two in the morning and found the two of them drinking from an igloo cooler that they had made a giant batch of very, very alcoholic koolaid in. Bottles everywhere.
After declining the offer to stay up and party with them in the kitchen I went to bed.
About 2 hours later I was abruptly awakened to hear the star FB player yell out “STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!!!!!” followed by laughing and a huge crash and thud. Then silence. Then suddenly the other voice called out “STONE COLD STUNNER!!!!!!!” and I hear a wood splinter sound and more smashing and laughing. I also hear my roommate in the bedroom closest to them smash his fist into his wall and yell out “GO(T) DAMMIT!”
I laughed it off, made sure my bedroom door was locked and rolled over.
The next morning around 10, I walk out to find every piece of furniture except the sofa broken and splinters everywhere. Coffee table, kitchen table, tv stand, side table and all 4 dining chairs broken. Underneath one pile of wooden remains was one player and across the room in the corner was the other.
I thought it was hilarious but my roomie who was quite anal about cleanliness was livid. The guys later apologized and paid for the stuff to be replaced. Nbd.
All I learned from this is that I need to stay far away from alcohol mixed in rolling coolers.
My senior year, I was living in the on campus apartments, and one of my roommates was a walk on football player who is great friends with one of the star defensive ends. (Name redacted to save embarrassment) The roommate mostly kept himself, and his friend was pretty cool whenever he was around.
One winter night, I came home at about two in the morning and found the two of them drinking from an igloo cooler that they had made a giant batch of very, very alcoholic koolaid in. Bottles everywhere.
After declining the offer to stay up and party with them in the kitchen I went to bed.
About 2 hours later I was abruptly awakened to hear the star FB player yell out “STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!!!!!” followed by laughing and a huge crash and thud. Then silence. Then suddenly the other voice called out “STONE COLD STUNNER!!!!!!!” and I hear a wood splinter sound and more smashing and laughing. I also hear my roommate in the bedroom closest to them smash his fist into his wall and yell out “GO(T) DAMMIT!”
I laughed it off, made sure my bedroom door was locked and rolled over.
The next morning around 10, I walk out to find every piece of furniture except the sofa broken and splinters everywhere. Coffee table, kitchen table, tv stand, side table and all 4 dining chairs broken. Underneath one pile of wooden remains was one player and across the room in the corner was the other.
I thought it was hilarious but my roomie who was quite anal about cleanliness was livid. The guys later apologized and paid for the stuff to be replaced. Nbd.
All I learned from this is that I need to stay far away from alcohol mixed in rolling coolers.
The Artist Formerly Known as PhormerPhrog
Full Member
If I had a nickle.
RollToad
Baylor is Trash.
So Baylor?
Mean Purple
Active Member
ok. that owned me. lmao
Frog-in-law1995
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I just realized that the HS buddy I’m meeting at the lettermen’s tailgate Saturday...the last time he and I were in Austin together was in college when I got lit on igloo cooler everclear fruit punch and passed out in the back seat of his convertible at a party at Bob’s house (some dude with a neon “Bob’s” sign bolted to his roof). My friends tell me when the cops came, one of them tapped my forehead with his flashlight and I told him to darn off. I’m not sure I believe them, because I didn’t wake up the next morning in jail. Although I woke up in a third floor hallway of Jester, so jail probably would’ve been better.
James Penny
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Peacefrog
Degenerate
You talking about USA Cafe?
Jefffrog1993
KMA
I got the best looking sheep in my frat!
Chongo94
Active Member
Might be his greatest performance ever.
Also, I would pity the dude who marries Becca, but if he can’t see how awful that’s gonna end up being, dude deserves every bit of pain she’s gonna give him.
Edit: WB but then delete all contact info and transfer schools/move out of state and possibly out of the country
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RollToad
Baylor is Trash.
Don’t care. WBMight be his greatest performance ever.
Also, I would pity the dude who marries Becca, but if he can’t see how awful that’s gonna end up being, dude deserves every bit of pain she’s gonna give him.
Edit: WB but then delete all contact info and transfer schools out of state and possibly out of the country
froginmn
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I thought it was FIL who went to A&M.
Jefffrog1993
KMA
Mostly A&M, but not always!
Frog-in-law1995
Active Member
They don’t give you a sheep until junior year.
Ehhhh not so fast. They got placed on cease and desist, but were taken off after a week. The chapter isn’t facing punishment
Mean Purple
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Making them stop? Well, the. That would he addressing it. As for punishment, the actives involved are face a criminal ivestigation.
