Has anyone seen my specialty plates?

[Prince of Purpoole II]

Play stupid games win stupid prizes. There aren’t many people in the world that one should scheiss with less than Tyson. Even at his age.

I know. It’s like what about Mike Tyson makes you think any of this behavior is a good idea?

 

[PurpleBlood87]

 

[froginmn]

Stay hard Guy Lafleur. He was a legend when I was a very young kid and made an unlikely return when I was at TCU.

Hell of a hockey player.

 

[TCURiggs]

No

Met future wife on 4/19, went to pub crawl without her on 4/20.

You scoundrel

 

[HFrog1999]

 

[HFrog1999]

Women who jog enjoy more intense orgasms and the further they go  the better

WOMEN who jog enjoy more intense orgasms —   and the further they go  the better the climax. Experts say running strengthens pelvic muscles involved in the big O and helps improve blood flow to vit…

www.the-sun.com

 

[Ron Swanson]

Women who jog enjoy more intense orgasms and the further they go  the better

WOMEN who jog enjoy more intense orgasms —   and the further they go  the better the climax. Experts say running strengthens pelvic muscles involved in the big O and helps improve blood flow to vit…

www.the-sun.com

My wife would beg to differ

 

[HFrog1999]

My wife would beg to differ

 

[PurpleBlood87]

 

[PurpleBlood87]

 

[froginmn]

I just poured a bourbon into a glass with some freshly smoked ice. Two days ago I put a bunch of ice cubes in a pan and put them on my smoker until they melted. I stirred the water around a bit while it melted. Then I poured that water into an ice tray to make smoked ice cubes.

Oh my.

 

[Peacefrog]

I just poured a bourbon into a glass with some freshly smoked ice. Two days ago I put a bunch of ice cubes in a pan and put them on my smoker until they melted. I stirred the water around a bit while it melted. Then I poured that water into an ice tray to make smoked ice cubes.

Oh my.

A real pro would have controlled the temps to a point that the ice cubes absorbed smoke but didn’t melt.

 

[froginmn]

A real pro would have controlled the temps to a point that the ice cubes absorbed smoke but didn’t melt.

All seriousness, being in Minnesota I could do that with my smoke tube when the ambient temp is very cold (and never turn on the smoker).

 

[TCURiggs]

All seriousness, being in Minnesota I could do that with my smoke tube when the ambient temp is very cold (and never turn on the smoker).

Might try to do some stuff with my smoke tube later as well

 

[Peacefrog]

Might try to do some stuff with my smoke tube later as well

That’s either a bong joke or a penis joke. Funny either way.

 

[Purp]

That’s either a bong joke or a penis joke. Funny either way.

Or a butt hole joke. My first mental image was @TCURiggs lighting his farts on fire. I definitely didn't want those ice cubes in my bourbon.

 

[Peacefrog]

Or a butt hole joke. My first mental image was @TCURiggs lighting his facts on fire. I definitely didn't want those ice cubes in my bourbon.

Like main stream media?

 

[Ron Swanson]

Or a butt hole joke. My first mental image was @TCURiggs lighting his facts on fire. I definitely didn't want those ice cubes in my bourbon.

I know Riggs pretty well and I’m confident saying it was a butthole reference.

 

[tcudoc]

I know Riggs pretty butthole.

Fun with delete button.

 

[The Frog to be Named Later]

I know Riggs pretty well and I’m confident saying it was a butthole reference.

Does it smoke after sex?
#oldjoke. #nttawwt