Has anyone seen my specialty plates?

[WhiteHispanicFrog]

 

[The Artist Formerly Known as PhormerPhrog]

I have a clearance thru work. During my FBI interview they were asking me all sorts of personality questions. I finally got tired of it and started to be a smart-ass which wasn't the best idea. Chick was completely nice then flipped to super [ hundin] in an instant. She asked me if I like to drink alcohol. My response was what hetro male doesn't like alcohol. Well, that turned into me having a drinking problem. Things really got intense when I told her to calm down that liking to drink beer while watching college football didn't mean I had a drinking problem. I seriously think she was the devil, and I saw steam come out of her ears.

I love telling a woman to calm down. I know the result but it's still worth it.

 

[The Artist Formerly Known as PhormerPhrog]

I'm gonna need that conversion chart. I never catch on to who any of these people are or have been before. I've either forgotten about some of these meltdowns or completely missed them. I do, however, remember Fisting Frog's Epic Midnight Meltdown. That was glorious.

 

[nwlafrog]

You'll need a passport if you don't already have it.

I don’t have one, but I will have to get on that.

 

[nwlafrog]

I love telling a woman to calm down. I know the result but it's still worth it.

“Why you pissy?” Always ends well for me

 

[MTfrog5]

“Why you pissy?” Always ends well for me

“You serious Clark” is my go to to piss off the wife

 

[Moose Stuff]

Wyoming and Aggie both made pointless list that were often repetitive. Also the post are way too long for anyone to read. All we need is color coding and it would be 100%.

BONSU

 

[Frog-in-law1995]

Heard the Gingerman Fort Worth is Closing Saturday. Sucky.

 

[Tom Brown]

Didn’t start reading until around thanksgiving 2014, started posting probably a month later.

What caused you to fall to these depths?
My excuse is that i was recovering from knee surgery and was high on pain meds.

 

[Tom Brown]

You would have loved Roddog

Pretty sure i saw him last Thursday

 

[nwlafrog]

“You serious Clark” is my go to to piss off the wife

I actually quoted No Country For Old Men a while back and used a paraphrased Josh Brolin line “if you keep it up I’m gonna bring you to the back and screw you.” To my surprise it worked in my favor.

 

[MTfrog5]

Pretty sure i saw him last Thursday

I’m sure he was telling anyone that would listen that in 2006 Tech fans made up 75% of the crowd

 

[The Artist Formerly Known as PhormerPhrog]

Heard the Gingerman Fort Worth is Closing Saturday. Sucky.

I forgot it was open.

 

[ShadowFrog]

The above is why I didn’t get a job at Wolfe Nursery in high school. Their little personality test asked if I’d ever thought about robbing a bank. Well, yes, of course I have. I played cops and robbers as a kid.

I failed. I was too untrustworthy for a $3 an hour summer job. I fit right in at the state bar, though.

Sooo, does that make the HS teacher Bonnie to your Clyde?

 

[ShadowFrog]

Sooper cool to make up fake accounts and troll. The dopamine rush is right up there with meth and skydiving

I was told there would be no math

 

[ShadowFrog]

You'll need a passport if you don't already have it.

And bail

 

[Purp]

You'll need a passport if you don't already have it.

Why? There's no wall yet.

 

[The Artist Formerly Known as PhormerPhrog]

Why? There's no wall yet.

Nov 7.

 

[Peacefrog]

Ordered tacos from Melis. Also changed Riggs’ order to egg, cheese and tongue tacos on gluten free tortillas.

 

[MTfrog5]