Has anyone seen my specialty plates?

[PurplFrawg]

I remember all sorts of weird boat. All of my teacher's names from every class I ever took. I can walk to every classroom I ever had a class in and tell you the professor/teacher name and where I sat. I remember the kind of notebook/back pack I had for each class.

But I can't remember the name of the new vendor I met in my office today.

are you a good driver?

 

[Purp]

are you a good driver?

You may be on to something. Ray and I have similar noses and I still like to watch Wheel! Of! Fortune!

 

[WhiteHispanicFrog]

Keen’s is pretty awesome. Last time I was I was muscle there John McEnroe was eating and cussing at the table next to us.

It was awesome. The Filet I had was like buttah.

Uma Thurman was sitting right behind me attending a
birthday party.

It took all my willpower not to break into Uma. Oprah. Oprah. Uma.

 

[TCURiggs]

It was awesome. The Filet I had was like buttah.

Uma Thurman was sitting right behind me attending a
birthday party.

It took all my willpower not to break into Uma. Oprah. Oprah. Uma.

We went to the Letterman Show back in 2000 and Uma was the main guest... hotter than dog balls back then. Brian Regan also did some stand-up, which was fantastic per usual. Love that guy.

 

[Frogenstein]

Sounds like a teacher my cousin had that taught the class all about the See-O-X Indians.

 

[The Frog to be Named Later]

I remember all sorts of weird boat. All of my teacher's names from every class I ever took. I can walk to every classroom I ever had a class in and tell you the professor/teacher name and where I sat. I remember the kind of notebook/back pack I had for each class.

But I can't remember the name of the new vendor I met in my office today.

Are you a really good driver? How long till jeopardy?

 

[Frog-in-law1995]

Shreveport likes the outdoors so much that we built 2 Academy’s next to each other.


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The Academy on the right needs to drop prices or something.

 

[tcudoc]

She was the worst teacher I ever had. She was routinely wrong about simple things. Ann "Gruesome" Newsome had a reputation that I thought was impossible to live up to until I had her.

ETA: I remember her arguing with Stephen Reeves about how to pronounce his last name. She thought he was supposed to pronounce it like Darelle Revis. The parent/teacher night after that debate was fantastic.

I'm gonna side with the teacher on this one.

 

[nwlafrog]

We went to the Letterman Show back in 2000 and Uma was the main guest... hotter than dog balls back then. Brian Regan also did some stand-up, which was fantastic per usual. Love that guy.

I see your “dog balls” and raise you “two mice darning in a wool sock” for a heat gauge analogy.

 

[Ron Swanson]

I see your “dog balls” and raise you “two mice darning in a wool sock” for a heat gauge analogy.

Just so you know, this is a commonly known expression. I’d hate for you to use this in a social setting thinking that you’re going to blow everyone’s minds with a hysterical new phrase and then have everyone look at you like “does he think we haven’t all heard that?”.

See it all the time... hard to watch

 

[nwlafrog]

Just so you know, this is a commonly known expression. I’d hate for you to use this in a social setting thinking that you’re going to blow everyone’s minds with a hysterical new phrase and then have everyone look at you like “does he think we haven’t all heard that?”.

See it all the time... hard to watch

How embarrassing of me.

 

[SnoSki]

He’s 8, but I’ll pass that along.

Is your son not a Traveller?

 

[Horny 4 Life]

You sound like my wife.

Dead

We went to the Letterman Show back in 2000 and Uma was the main guest... hotter than dog balls back then. Brian Regan also did some stand-up, which was fantastic per usual. Love that guy.

I know this is likely to be a minority opinion, maybe even a Phormer on Whataburger take, but I never thought Uma was that hot.

 

[tcudoc]

Has anyone watched "The Good Place" series with Ted Danson and Kristen Bell? My daughter showed me a few episodes and it's pretty good so far. Ted Danson is still pretty darn funny.

 

[TCURiggs]

I know this is likely to be a minority opinion, maybe even a Phormer on Whataburger take, but I never thought Uma was that hot.

That's not a ridiculous take. I get it. She did it for 17 year-old Riggs, though... 30 years-old at the time, 6'0" tall, warlocks, etc...

 

[GeoFrog]

That's not a ridiculous take. I get it. She did it for 17 year-old Riggs, though... 30 years-old at the time, 6'0" tall, warlocks, etc...

Liked for SuperBad reference.

 

[WhiteHispanicFrog]

I know this is likely to be a minority opinion, maybe even a Phormer on Whataburger take, but I never thought Uma was that hot.

Uma Thurman hot or not...discuss

 

[nwlafrog]

Watched the thriller “Split” a while back. The way that the main character shoehorns the word etcetera into every sentence as well as his many personalities gave me the creeps enough that months have passed since I’ve watched it and I still read or hear it as “eckthetera”.

 

[Ron Swanson]

Has anyone watched "The Good Place" series with Ted Danson and Kristen Bell? My daughter showed me a few episodes and it's pretty good so far. Ted Danson is still pretty darn funny.

I really like Ted Danson and Kristin bell, and I’ve heads that it is funny from someone I trust, but the commercials are so bad that I just can’t get myself to pull the trigger.

 

[Ron Swanson]

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I know this is likely to be a minority opinion, maybe even a Phormer on Whataburger take, but I never thought Uma was that hot.

Uma is not classically hot in her face by any stretch, especially when compared to uber-hot celebrities that we compare her to, but I’m guessing that in person she is pretty striking and sexy.