FBI Headquarters, interior, office of Special Agent Smith, criminal investigator... - Phone rings "FBI, Agent Smith... a new investigation sir?... Yes sir, I understand sir, can you tell me where this took place? ... No? How about when it happened? ... Just the year? You don't know the month or day? ... I see, are there any witnesses? ... Great! And they will be able to corroborate the allegation? ... No? Because they weren't in the room or... They deny the party even took place? So these are character witnesses for the accused? ... Her best friend? And she said it never happened? Well, sir, do you have anything we can use to begin an investigation other than the accuser's statement of events? ... No? ... Yes, sir, that is correct sir... Yes, that would be professional opinion of the matter... Good bye." - Agent Smith turns his chair back around towards his desktop, pulls a empty manilla folder from his IN box and writes "FORD INVESTIGATION" on top. Smith then closes the empty folder, pulls out a large stamp and pounds it on top of the folder, leaving behind a giant red "CASE CLOSED." "Well that was easy."