Deep thoughts

[wes]

Roses are red

Turtles are bestest

Guess who’s back

Definitely not Texas

 

[Eight]

 

[BrewingFrog]

Loaf-Loaves.

Oaf-?

 

[Long Time Lurker]

By Jack Handy.

 

[Frog-in-law1995]

My uncle always said “laughter is the best medicine.” Which is probably why all of my cousins died of tuberculosis.

 

[Froginbedford]

Roses are red

Turtles are bestest

Guess who’s back

Definitely not Texas

Like it, but I can't shake the niggling thought that somehow UT reverses itself...hopefully not in September....

 

[Jet Set Frog]

Like it, but I can't shake the niggling thought that somehow UT reverses itself...hopefully not in September....

 

[CountryFrog]

Like it, but I can't shake the niggling thought that somehow UT reverses itself...hopefully not in September....

They haven't reversed themselves in 8 years so I'm not sure why the next 3 weeks will be different.

 

[FrogAbroad]

"Gettin' old didn't take as long as I thought it would."
-- J. V. Donnant

 

[Pure Purple]

Who could not be moved by such eloquently inspired prose?

 

[RollToad]

Like it, but I can't shake the niggling thought that somehow UT reverses itself...hopefully not in September....

Not anytime soon.

 

[Peacefrog]

I used to stop at the Exxon and get a chicken on a stick, and they were fantastic. I hope that cook is still there, and I can stop and say hello to her. That’s about all I remember. Yeah, chicken on a stick. It was phenomenal. The best I ever had. Not better than Raising Cane’s.

Ed O.

 

[NYC Horned Frog]

My uncle always said “laughter is the best medicine.” Which is probably why all of my cousins died of tuberculosis.

Deep Thoughts with Jack Handey were great, even though they were a tad before my time.

"If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."

• Deep Thoughts (1992)

 

[The TCU Football Jerk]

I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they’d never expect it.

 

[Atomic Frawg]

Why didn't Craig James just pay those four women and that guy? #CJK5H

 

[RufeBruton]

There just is no getting around it: turn off the lights in a cave and it is really really dark.

 

[stbrab]

You could exchange the word laughing for crying...

 

[Eight]

You could exchange the word laughing for crying...

i refuse to tamper with the words of a genius

 

[BrewingFrog]

"I drank what?" -Socrates

 

[Horny4TCU]