Christmas Eve Warning

[Deep Purple]

Just wanted to warn everybody to be extra cautious on the roads tonight because a lot of guys have been out there drinking and their wives are driving them home.

 

[Ron Swanson]

I wanted to make fun of this, but I chuckled

 

[RollToad]

Women can’t drive.

 

[QuilterFrawg]

 

[notyalc]

But I got this check from Allstate.

 

[netty2424]

Just wanted to warn everybody to be extra cautious on the roads tonight because a lot of guys have been out there drinking and their wives are driving them home.

 

[SuperTFrog]

At the house, drinking Russel’s Reserve. All are safe at the house. Thx for the heads up.

 

[Westsider]

Nobody gonna take my car
I'm gonna race it to the ground.
Nobody gonna beat my car
Cause I'm gonna break the speed of sound.

Deep Purple
Highway Star

 

[Frogcrates]

The only vehicle that needs to be worried about me right now is this damned Little Tikes that I’m wrestling into submission. Now where’s that mallet and my glass of TX?

 

[Limp Lizard]

My Maserati does 185
I lost my license, now I don't drive

 

[Frog DJ]

My Maserati does 185
I lost my license, now I don't drive

One of my heroes until I heard him speak a few years ago and realized what drugs have done to his brain.

He will always be one of the most talented of all time, but he's a walking poster boy for "Just Say No!"

Go Frogs!