FrogAbroad
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Welp, it looks like the 2020 college football season may be scrapped by this weekend. If so that will free me up for some extra hours in my new kitchen fussing over a batch or two of real, honest-to-Pete Texas chili. (Yes, "Texas chili" IS sort of a redundant term, since genuine "chile con carne" is, after all, a Texas creation.) But I digress...
When Lon Evans was sherriff and ran the county lock-up cold winter nights would see some souls trying to get arrested just to have a bowl of Lon's jailhouse chili. Years ago I came across the recipe, adjusted for smaller kitchens and fewer servings, and as an act of Christian kindness I share it here:
Lon Evans' Jailhouse Chili
When Lon Evans was sherriff and ran the county lock-up cold winter nights would see some souls trying to get arrested just to have a bowl of Lon's jailhouse chili. Years ago I came across the recipe, adjusted for smaller kitchens and fewer servings, and as an act of Christian kindness I share it here:
Lon Evans' Jailhouse Chili
- 1/8 pound beef suet, finely chopped
- 3 pounds beef chuck, cut into ½-inch cubes (only barbarians and damyankees use ground beef)
- 1.5 quarts boiling water
- 6 tbs chili powder
- 1 tbs ground oregano
- 1 tbs cumin
- 1 tbs salt
- 1/2 tbs red pepper (if you have ground chipotle, use it...you'll be glad you did!)
- 2 cloves garlic, minced
- 1/2 cup white cornmeal
- Render the suet in a heavy, large pot, stirring pert'near constantly; cast iron is best but "heavy" is critical. Don't let the suet brown, just melt it down good. If you want to leave it in the chili, fine--it'll be richer that way but will likely provoke a few more post-meal "burps." Otherwise remove the cooked-down suet and add it to your dog's ration--he'll be grateful, I guarantee.
- Add the cubed chuck, stirring and cooking it over medium heat until it turns gray. Not brown, gray.
- Add the boiling water, cover the pot and turn the heat down to low. (Here's when cast iron is your go-to pot: it has a heavy lid and will maintain an even heat over a small flame.) Simmer slowly for, oh, a couple of hours.
- In a separate mixing bowl, combine all the other ingredients except the corn meal. Then, when the meat is to-your-liking tender, add the dry ingredients. Stir well, cover and simmer another 20-30 minutes. Be careful of the timing--over-cooking will kill the spices.
- Finally, combine the cornmeal with a little cold water, then thin it out with a few tablespoons of the hot cooking liquid. Stir the mixture into the chili pot, being careful to keep the flame low and stir often to avoid sticking. Cook another 10-15 minutes to be sure the meal loses its "raw" flavor.
- If you want beans I recommend well-cooked pintos, well-drained and spooned into the chili bowl before chili is added.
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