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steelfrog

Tier 1
If you thought paying extra for checked luggage was an insult, you're going to love this.

United Airlines said Wednesday it will enforce a policy to charge overweight passengers for an extra seat.

Passengers who need a seatbelt extender in order to buckle up, or who can't get the armrests down around themselves will have to purchase the extra seat or upgrade to a cabin with larger seating (i.e. first class). If no extra seat is available, they'll have to take a later flight. And if they have connecting flights, they'll need an extra seat or upgrade on every leg of their trip.

If it's any consolation, United said paying for the extra seat would entitle the person to extra carry-on luggage.

The airline said it is enacting the policy for the "comfort and well-being of all customers aboard United flights."

Last year, a Forbes article showed that overweight passengers cost the airlines an extra $538 million a year in fuel. But some have speculated that charging extra for heavier passengers could end in the carrier getting sued for discrimination.

Other airlines reserve the right to charge heavy passengers for an extra seat, but enforcement varies, CBS2 reported. An American Airlines spokeswoman said she doesn't remember ever having to impose an extra charge, but Southwest Airlines started enforcing its policy in 2002.
 

freebird

New Member
QUOTE(steelfrog @ Apr 17 2009, 02:52 PM) [snapback]321538[/snapback]
[SIZE=8pt]If you thought paying extra for checked luggage was an insult, you're going to love this.

United Airlines said Wednesday it will enforce a policy to charge overweight passengers for an extra seat.

Passengers who need a seatbelt extender in order to buckle up, or who can't get the armrests down around themselves will have to purchase the extra seat or upgrade to a cabin with larger seating (i.e. first class). If no extra seat is available, they'll have to take a later flight. And if they have connecting flights, they'll need an extra seat or upgrade on every leg of their trip.

If it's any consolation, United said paying for the extra seat would entitle the person to extra carry-on luggage.

The airline said it is enacting the policy for the "comfort and well-being of all customers aboard United flights."

Last year, a Forbes article showed that overweight passengers cost the airlines an extra $538 million a year in fuel. But some have speculated that charging extra for heavier passengers could end in the carrier getting sued for discrimination.

Other airlines reserve the right to charge heavy passengers for an extra seat, but enforcement varies, CBS2 reported. An American Airlines spokeswoman said she doesn't remember ever having to impose an extra charge, but Southwest Airlines started enforcing its policy in 2002.[/SIZE]



Just like UPS. You ship over-weight or over-dimension and you pay a premium for it.
I can live with the SW hops but anything over 2 hours next to or in between a couple of extra large ones does get pretty uncomfortable. But they are nice to have near by during heavy turbulence. :biggrin: No... really!
 
QUOTE(steelfrog @ Apr 17 2009, 03:52 PM) [snapback]321538[/snapback]
If you thought paying extra for checked luggage was an insult, you're going to love this.

United Airlines said Wednesday it will enforce a policy to charge overweight passengers for an extra seat.

Passengers who need a seatbelt extender in order to buckle up, or who can't get the armrests down around themselves will have to purchase the extra seat or upgrade to a cabin with larger seating (i.e. first class). If no extra seat is available, they'll have to take a later flight. And if they have connecting flights, they'll need an extra seat or upgrade on every leg of their trip.

If it's any consolation, United said paying for the extra seat would entitle the person to extra carry-on luggage.

The airline said it is enacting the policy for the "comfort and well-being of all customers aboard United flights."

Last year, a Forbes article showed that overweight passengers cost the airlines an extra $538 million a year in fuel. But some have speculated that charging extra for heavier passengers could end in the carrier getting sued for discrimination.

Other airlines reserve the right to charge heavy passengers for an extra seat, but enforcement varies, CBS2 reported. An American Airlines spokeswoman said she doesn't remember ever having to impose an extra charge, but Southwest Airlines started enforcing its policy in 2002.


Well I guess you'll be buying two as well. One for you, and one for all the BS that you spew on a daily basis.
 

steelfrog

Tier 1
The story omitted one point. Frognosticator, when you get the extra seat, you also will receive two limited-edition matching saucers to catch the lactation from your moobs.
 

Delmonico

Semi-Omnipotent Being
Will you to be getting married in Vermont, or are you waiting for someplace closer to legalize same-sex marriage?
 
QUOTE(RadioShackFrog @ Apr 17 2009, 04:12 PM) [snapback]321550[/snapback]
Will you to be getting married in Vermont, or are you waiting for someplace closer to legalize same-sex marriage?


Only if you'll be our pastor.
 

Delmonico

Semi-Omnipotent Being
QUOTE(Frognosticator @ Apr 17 2009, 03:14 PM) [snapback]321551[/snapback]
Only if you'll be our pastor.



Word is scott and wes will soon consecrate me as High Priest of KF.C, but if that happens Y'all wouldn't be able to afford my rates.
 

Delmonico

Semi-Omnipotent Being
QUOTE(steelfrog @ Apr 17 2009, 03:34 PM) [snapback]321561[/snapback]
Why move to Vermont? The high court in Iowa, home of Dan Gable, just allowed gay marriages right in America's heartland!



So you HAVE been thinking about it......... :biggrin:
 

DugoutFrog

New Member
with the amount of wrestling that goes on in iowa, i would figure there have been a few holy unions happen each year in iowa among the male participants.
 
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