Driving down university today and had to take an alternate route. Why? Because some fire hydrant busted and flooded the entire street like Niagara Falls. I legit thought Hurricane Katrina was taking place again. Good grief. Didn't realize I had to be Christopher Columbus and navigate the rough seas on my way to work. Nothing like turning a 6 minute commute into a 46 minute detour because 4 construction workers felt like sleeping in. Not to worry, for lunch, we took some clients to HG Supply Co. 2 down payments, an unsecured mortgage, and my car keys later, we got some chips and queso to the table. Glad I paid $34 for a piece of seaweed that some queer metrosexual just threw up onto my plate. The weather has dropped 20 degrees in an hour and it's just pissing rain. After work I'll go to the local pub and see if my bank can lend me another mortgage for a coors light. By golly, I love it here!