Went to this hell hole last night for dinner. Ordered a slice of brisket that was dryer than everything living in the Sahara. Everybody that works there acts like they are missing a chromosome. The food in this city sucks absolute horse dick. Everything is so scheissing dry and [ Cumbie’s red zone playcalling ]ty. At least I get to look at the black as scheiss Trinity River on the way home. One time I stuck my toe in there and I have to get it amputated. How unreal is that!