Aggie’s summary of their cult edited to apply to Baylor:
We rape big
We go to school in a compound
We rape collies too
We rape male cheerleaders too
We get great ratings from Baptist graduates
We wish we could sell out stadium over 100k
We have huge lawsuits
We have despicable people running our school
We get tons of ex-juvi-offender recruits
We will win a championship in football one day in future - no edit needed
We might beat a major bowl opponent one day
We know RG IIl will have a kid, RG IV and he will lead us to promised land
We overpaid for our lawyers and PR firm
We have traditions, like gang rape, no one condones but us
Number one We Aren’t Coming Out.