I honestly can't make up my mind whether Joe's posts read more like they were written by a Russian bot or a Nigerian prince.
I forced a bot to read over 1000 hours of recruiting posts on KFc and then asked it to write a recruitment post of its own. Here is the first page.
Football recruiting post
College of Near Mama
Recruit expert wannabe JoeCollege
Recruitment sucks. No athlete wish to be studious with College of No Near Mama. They not come here for 3 years and have way with non-studious rich gammas.
Recruit expert wannabe JoeCollege is swallowed by giant troll.
Recruitment follower of Jesus Christ
Our recruit is best ever and they have some of the bestest names you will ever tweet. Bob no like names but you will enjoy names bounding across field they play.
Jesus Christ stepped on these fields and blessed our coaches.
We have the greatest Chipotle serving big names that bound on our fields.
Troll spits up JoeCollege
I no follow Jesus Christ but he follow me. Recruitment follower of Jesus Christ no truth, he slimes. I have no slime and excuse that slippery stuff expelling from my humid
Recruitment follower of Jesus Christ has a scholarshit from College of Near Mama but mam wants Player on field1 to go to College of No Near Mama, its business.
Chipotle new menu item swallows JoeCollege. JoeCollege becomes part of new dollar menu.
Recruitment follower of Jesus Christ
Jesus says Recruitment follower of Jesus Christ and mama
Vacation starts Feb 7