Purp
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My parents almost didn't get married bc of this drink.
My dad went out with my mom after they were engaged to see her parents for her birthday weekend. My grandpa took them to a burger place for lunch that let you pour your own soda from the fountain. He asked my mom what she wanted and she said, "surprise me."
My dad knew she hated Tab, but he knew nothing would surprise her quite as much as a giant gulp of the stuff. She was apparently extremely outraged by this as was my grandma. My grandpa laughed uncontrollably, which is apparently the only reason the relationship didn't end that day.
My grandpa loved telling that story when he saw a good prank. My grandma always got angry all over again.