Has anyone seen my specialty plates?

[Purp]

Beautiful story. Thanks for sharing.

This was a real tear jerker too.

Not sure why I'm still laughing out loud while typing this.

 

[HFrog1999]

This was a real tear jerker too.

Not sure why I'm still laughing out loud while typing this.

 

[QuilterFrawg]

Nearly every night in my home I can hear cats racing up and down the boulevard near my neighborhood. Just heard another car going by racing yet it abruptly ended Mid-Doppler effect with a thud/slam sound. Starting to wonder if a driver just plowed into a light pole.

 

[froginmn]

On my deathbed I will receive total consciousness

When, tomorrow?

 

[The Frog to be Named Later]

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I'll see your driving cat and raise you one toonces

 

[PurpleBlood87]

 

[netty2424]

Jordan’s game worn Jordan 1’s sell for record $560,000 at auction.

https://www.cbssports.com/nba/news/...1-sneakers-sell-for-record-560000-at-auction/

 

[HG73]

I don’t know of a short term way to fool the test. It is not my area of expertise though. I suspect if it existed, people would know about it so they could cheat on life insurance blood work and other things. Good luck.

Well I know there's ways to pass a drug screen, thought I would ask about cholesterol.

Went yesterday morning for the blood test. They came out to my car in the parking lot. I stuck my arm out the window and she stuck me. As usual I cried like a baby. I hate shots.

 

[HG73]

Someone has already done that.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Schneeberger

Now THAT'S the kind of information I needed.

 

[HG73]

Nearly every night in my home I can hear cats racing up and down the boulevard near my neighborhood. Just heard another car going by racing yet it abruptly ended Mid-Doppler effect with a thud/slam sound. Starting to wonder if a driver just plowed into a light pole.

Cat racing? Can you bet on that?

 

[HFrog1999]

Well I know there's ways to pass a drug screen, thought I would ask about cholesterol.

Went yesterday morning for the blood test. They came out to my car in the parking lot. I stuck my arm out the window and she stuck me. As usual I cried like a baby. I hate shots.

I failed a drug test for a new job because I drank too much water before it. They said it’s a common technique to dilute the results. I was just trying to make sure I could pee into the cup. Thankfully I was able to retake it. I got the job, only to be laid off in 6 months

 

[tcudoc]

I got the job, only to be laid off in 6 months

You’ve got to find a happy story to mix in every once in a while.

 

[HG73]

About two months ago the wife and I were drinking coffee about 5AM when we heard a crash right outside our window. We went outside and a pickup truck had veered off the road and mowed down a treeline. A young latino man came wobbling out through the trees with some minor cuts. We asked if we could help and he told us not to call the cops. So naturally I went inside and called the cops. They showed up right away (small town, police station right up the road) and I recognized one of them as a tenant in a house that I manage. I remarked that he didn't have on his police uniform and he replied "I'm a fireman tonight". You gotta love small towns.

 

[HFrog1999]

You’ve got to find a happy story to mix in every once in a while.

I’m thinking about buying someone else’s stories

 

[Paul in uhh]

Cat racing? Can you bet on that?

I refuse to edit the post because the idea is hilarious

 

[tcudoc]

I refuse to edit the post because the idea is hilarious

I honestly thought it was two separate ideas. The cats making a lot of noise followed by a car wreck. I was tired when I read it though.

 

[froginmn]

I failed a drug test for a new job because I drank too much water before it. They said it’s a common technique to dilute the results. I was just trying to make sure I could pee into the cup. Thankfully I was able to retake it. I got the job, only to be laid off in 6 months

Challenger for #phormered.

#HFrog1999ed

 

[Frog-in-law1995]

About two months ago the wife and I were drinking coffee about 5AM when we heard a crash right outside our window. We went outside and a pickup truck had veered off the road and mowed down a treeline. A young latino man came wobbling out through the trees with some minor cuts. We asked if we could help and he told us not to call the cops. So naturally I went inside and called the cops. They showed up right away (small town, police station right up the road) and I recognized one of them as a tenant in a house that I manage. I remarked that he didn't have on his police uniform and he replied "I'm a fireman tonight". You gotta love small towns.

Speaking of small towns, I took my son canoeing on the Brazos below the PK dam last Friday and we used an outfit that runs a shuttle out to various spots on the river to pick you up and bring you back to your car. The kid that picked us up was mid-20s, and was the Ag teacher in Strawn ISD, making a little extra cash during the high season with school out. As we drove, we passed a Palo Pinto County constable’s car and I remarked that I forgot to put my seatbelt on. He said not to worry, he probably knew the guy because they all show up to Strawn city hall for council meetings. Turns out he was a city councilman, too.

 

[Eight]

Speaking of small towns, I took my son canoeing on the Brazos below the PK dam last Friday and we used an outfit that runs a shuttle out to various spots on the river to pick you up and bring you back to your car. The kid that picked us up was mid-20s, and was the Ag teacher in Strawn ISD, making a little extra cash during the high season with school out. As we drove, we passed a Palo Pinto County constable’s car and I remarked that I forgot to put my seatbelt on. He said not to worry, he probably knew the guy because they all show up to Strawn city hall for council meetings. Turns out he was a city councilman, too.

the big question is where you properly spaced in the van to comply with the recommended distancing guidelines

 

[Frog-in-law1995]

the big question is where you properly spaced in the van to comply with the recommended distancing guidelines

Packed in like sardines. Tired, sweaty, murderous sardines.