The Dream End of Season Scenario ([Baylor asshoe] edition)

[JugbandFrog]

1. OU loses to OSU.
2. OU beats baylor in Big 12 title game.
3. OU to Cotton. Baylor to Alamo. Bahaha. No New Years Six for you.
4. Rhule realizes baylor will never get respect and leaves for FSU.
5. Utah destroys everyone left on schedule and gets into CFP.
6. We beat WVU, but LHCGP comes to his senses and replaces Sonny “Tecmo Bowl” Cumbie.
7. I find the love of my life in line next Friday at the WVU game while in line at the Bobby’s Fajitas stand when she drops her nachos cuz some drunken WVU hillbilly knocks into her causing her Bobby’s Fajitas Nachos to fall to the ground and I offer to share my Bobby’s Fajitas Nachos with her and we end up sharing in the adventure called life together where LHCGP is our musical guest and SuperFrog officiates the wedding.

 

[flyfishingfrog]

1. OU loses to OSU.
2. OU beats baylor in Big 12 title game.
3. OU to Cotton. Baylor to Alamo. Bahaha. No New Years Six for you.
4. Rhule realizes baylor will never get respect and leaves for FSU.
5. Utah destroys everyone left on schedule and gets into CFP.
6. We beat WVU, but LHCGP comes to his senses and replaces Sonny “Tecmo Bowl” Cumbie.
7. I find the love of my life in line next Friday at the WVU game while in line at the Bobby’s Fajitas stand when she drops her nachos cuz some drunken WVU hillbilly knocks into her causing her Bobby’s Fajitas Nachos to fall to the ground and I offer to share my Bobby’s Fajitas Nachos with her and we end up sharing in the adventure called life together where LHCGP is our musical guest and SuperFrog officiates the wedding.

Gary can marry you instead of SuperFrog if you want

 

[LVH]

You forgot Baylor loses to Kansas next week.

But Baylor in the Alamo Bowl is something I hope happens.

 

[JugbandFrog]

Gary can marry you instead of SuperFrog if you want

No, Gary is too smart, he will realize I am out of my league and draw up a defensive scheme to stop the wedding.

 

[JugbandFrog]

You forgot Baylor loses to Kansas next week.

But Baylor in the Alamo Bowl is something I hope happens.

Eh. I think a 2 loss Baylor team NOT getting a NY6 bowl would be enough to get Rhule to start thinking he needs to leave. Outside of his horrible game day wear, I kinda respect him. I cannot respect ANYONE at Baylor

 

[Unspecified]

Day drinking again ?

 

[AustinFrog]

Franklin leaves Penn State for the NFL and Rhule 'goes home' to Penn State.

 

[froginmn]

1. OU loses to OSU.
2. OU beats baylor in Big 12 title game.
3. OU to Cotton. Baylor to Alamo. Bahaha. No New Years Six for you.
4. Rhule realizes baylor will never get respect and leaves for FSU.
5. Utah destroys everyone left on schedule and gets into CFP.
6. We beat WVU, but LHCGP comes to his senses and replaces Sonny “Tecmo Bowl” Cumbie.
7. I find the love of my life in line next Friday at the WVU game while in line at the Bobby’s Fajitas stand when she drops her nachos cuz some drunken WVU hillbilly knocks into her causing her Bobby’s Fajitas Nachos to fall to the ground and I offer to share my Bobby’s Fajitas Nachos with her and we end up sharing in the adventure called life together where LHCGP is our musical guest and SuperFrog officiates the wedding.

Somebody from the B12 needs to go to Sugar so you need to send OU there instead of Cotton.

 

[froginmn]

Is the girl who drops her nachos a former Showgirl?

Edit: "drops her nachos" wasn't meant to sound as dirty as it does. Not going to check Urban Dictionary on that one.

 

[Frognosticator]

1. OU loses to OSU.
2. OU beats baylor in Big 12 title game.
3. OU to Cotton. Baylor to Alamo. Bahaha. No New Years Six for you.
4. Rhule realizes baylor will never get respect and leaves for FSU.
5. Utah destroys everyone left on schedule and gets into CFP.
6. We beat WVU, but LHCGP comes to his senses and replaces Sonny “Tecmo Bowl” Cumbie.
7. I find the love of my life in line next Friday at the WVU game while in line at the Bobby’s Fajitas stand when she drops her nachos cuz some drunken WVU hillbilly knocks into her causing her Bobby’s Fajitas Nachos to fall to the ground and I offer to share my Bobby’s Fajitas Nachos with her and we end up sharing in the adventure called life together where LHCGP is our musical guest and SuperFrog officiates the wedding.

Missing the part where she also likes to clog toilets in Waco.

 

[froginmn]

Missing the part where she also likes to clog toilets in Waco.

And the part where Baylor falls into a giant sinkhole.

 

[JugbandFrog]

Is the girl who drops her nachos a former Showgirl?

Edit: "drops her nachos" wasn't meant to sound as dirty as it does. Not going to check Urban Dictionary on that one.

She got all up in my nachos...

 

[Unspecified]

Maybe we should get our own house in order, then worry about others.

 

[HickoryFlameFrog]

If she doesn’t like tacos she’s nacho type

 

[Froggish]

Franklin leaves Penn State for the NFL and Rhule 'goes home' to Penn State.

This is the most plausible

 

[BrewingFrog]

Missing the part where she also likes to clog toilets in Waco.

"Another oat bran muffin? We have to drive to Fort Worth. Why do I need to eat another muffin?"

 

[Unspecified]

Maybe nobody noticed but Ruhle signed an extension until 2029.

 

[flyfishingfrog]

Maybe nobody noticed but Ruhle signed an extension until 2029.

So you are Baylor fan - why don’t you just man up and put that in your name
At least the other Baylor trolls in here are man enough to admit to it

are you embarrassed by your Baylorness?

 

[Despite the odds Frog]

Maybe nobody noticed but Ruhle signed an extension until 2029.

I agree he is staying for a long time. I also believe you are a Baylor fan on this forum. You sure do bring up a lot of Baylor this and that.

I'm not too worried about Rhule. Baylor is a product of a down Big 12, a good QB/WR tandom, and some calls going their way. Which sometimes make for a magical season, but doesn't last to the next. However, it does get them some athletes they would normally not get in recruiting which helps strengthen a team and if somehow Baylor grabs the Big 12 championship its something they can ride to get to that next level recruiting where TCU is at right now just below UT and OU.