Has anyone seen my specialty plates?

[PurplFrawg]

Looks a lot like Lake Worth and Goat Island...

 

[SnoSki]

I hired Snoski to play background music at my Eyes Wide Shut party

 

[geezer]

Today I received a Christmas card from TCU and one from Killerfrogs.

Both were postmarked "Dallas TX."

Therefore, the Post Office Department, a branch of the Federal Government, recognizes Dallas to be the one and only location of the TCU Horned Frogs.

 

[Froginbedford]

Today I received a Christmas card from TCU and one from Killerfrogs.

Both were postmarked "Dallas TX."

Therefore, the Post Office Department, a branch of the Federal Government, recognizes Dallas to be the one and only location of the TCU Horned Frogs.

TCU is in the Dallas area...Disney's ESPN says so....

 

[nwlafrog]

Remember that time y’all didn’t pray for me and Mrs. NWLA absolutely ruined my hunt? Well, this guy got a new Stoeger M3500 for Christmas. She’s okay again in my book.

Sooooooo, I broke down and bought her an extra gift..... The same gun. Hope she doesn’t make me regret it. I’ll keep the reliable Remington 887 as a backup.

Also got her a pair of white chucks. I wrote a poem inside the Converse box, took one shoe out of the box and put it in another bag. The poem was...

Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
Before you get the other Shoe,
Show me what dat mouth do.

Romantic right?

 

[Frog-in-law1995]

Remember that time y’all didn’t pray for me and Mrs. NWLA absolutely ruined my hunt? Well, this guy got a new Stoeger M3500 for Christmas. She’s okay again in my book.

Sooooooo, I broke down and bought her an extra gift..... The same gun. Hope she doesn’t make me regret it. I’ll keep the reliable Remington 887 as a backup.

Also got her a pair of white chucks. I wrote a poem inside the Converse box, took one shoe out of the box and put it in another bag. The poem was...

Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
Before you get the other Shoe,
Show me what dat mouth do.

Romantic right?

I bet the mouth cusses.

 

[RollToad]

Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
Before you get the other Shoe,
Show me what dat mouth do.

Romantic right?

So that stuff really happens? I just see it on the internet.

 

[nwlafrog]

So that stuff really happens? I just see it on the internet.

Well, I mean. I got a mouth hug and an extra peepee touch. So yeah, shoot your shot, brah! The kind of gals I attract like that type of sweet talk though, haha.

 

[nwlafrog]

I bet the mouth cusses.

Ha, Mrs. NWLA is a got damn saint. Still haven’t figured out why she’s with me.

 

[RollToad]

Well, I mean. I got a mouth hug and an extra peepee touch. So yeah, shoot your shot, brah! The kind of gals I attract like that type of sweet talk though, haha.

Well last night, I FB messaged a girl I went to high school with and asked what she thought about the phrase “I eat ass.” Didn’t work out the way twitter suggests it would.

 

[nwlafrog]

Well last night, I FB messaged a girl I went to high school with and asked what she thought about the phrase “I eat ass.” Didn’t work out the way twitter suggests it would.

Dead serious, a chick won’t leave me alone now from a nasty pickup line. A buddy was snapchating a girl and I leaned over and said something extremely R rated and now she has gone through 5 of my co workers to get my Snapchat. Hit the heisman on the ratchet a few hours ago.

You should’ve asked her if she’s like to go out to eat first. Then order a salad and tell her you gotta save room for all that ass later.

 

[SnoSki]

Ha, Mrs. NWLA is a got damn saint. Still haven’t figured out why she’s with me.

With the way youve described her here before I imagine her to be like this girl:

 

[nwlafrog]

With the way youve described her here before I imagine her to be like this girl:

Spot on.

 

[RollToad]

Dead serious, a chick won’t leave me alone now from a nasty pickup line. A buddy was snapchating a girl and I leaned over and said something extremely R rated and now she has gone through 5 of my co workers to get my Snapchat. Hit the heisman on the ratchet a few hours ago.

You should’ve asked her if she’s like to go out to eat first. Then order a salad and tell her you gotta save room for all that ass later.

Wasn’t intending on any porking, just testing the waters, so to speak. But noted for future reference.

 

[netty2424]

Wasn’t intending on any porking, just testing the waters, so to speak. But noted for future reference.

Can you do one without the other?

 

[TCURiggs]

Can you do one without the other?

 

[corpuschristifrog]

Damn, y'all are still here.

 

[corpuschristifrog]

Looks like I need to shorten my name.

 

[Chico Dusty]

Jet in full pads practicing today. I bet he goes for the bowl game

 

[satis1103]

Well last night, I FB messaged a girl I went to high school with and asked what she thought about the phrase “I eat ass.” Didn’t work out the way twitter suggests it would.

Monday morning qb-ing... you didn't find a way to utilize "whom". That's my theory on the loss.