Porter Brown puts his name in the Transfer Portal :(

Eight · Jul 28, 2022

Purp said:
So PB went to Texas. The news would gag a maggot. I definitely lost my appetite.

player to be named later for taking gary off our hands

Purp · Jul 28, 2022

Spike said:
I am going to be physically ill.

Yeah. I'm not sure how to tell my son. He'll be devastated. I'm actually worried he might root for Texas when we play them.

hometown frog · Jul 28, 2022

Purp said:
Yeah. I'm not sure how to tell my son. He'll be devastated. I'm actually worried he might root for Texas when we play them.

Time to get a new son.

Purp · Jul 28, 2022

hometown frog said:
Time to get a new son.

I've tried to get rid of him several times and nobody will take him.

Boomhauer · Jul 28, 2022

Purp said:
I've tried to get rid of him several times and nobody will take him.

I’ve heard there are some in Southwestern Japan who may be interested.