and you miss 90% of the calls at second. come on man its more involved than your mind can comprehend so just stop or try it yourself. lets follow your career as a wannabe MLB ump. its so easy even someone like you can do it.
Show me once where I said I'm a better umpire, or attacked his umpiring ability (which wouldn't be terribly difficult). I am not claiming to be a better umpire, just that on that particular play the ball doesn't hit me...period.
He watched the damn thing fly 120-ish feet and he moved a grand total of about 6 inches to his left to avoid taking it on the chin.
In the grand scheme of things, yes your uncle is a good umpire (compared to ALL umpires, not just other MLB umps). But I'm sorry, he's a fatass.