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Discussion in 'Killingsworth Court, Formerly The General Forum' started by macaroni, Aug 20, 2007.

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  1. That is all.
     
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  2. QUOTE(FriscoFrog @ Aug 20 2007, 03:43 PM) [snapback]24224[/snapback]
    That is all.


    4 words: "Only 12 more days"!
     
  3. QUOTE(NewfoundlandFrog @ Aug 20 2007, 01:22 PM) [snapback]24230[/snapback]
    4 words: "Only 12 more days"!


    And then RadioShack will come back and be funny? :tongue:
     
  4. QUOTE(FriscoFrog @ Aug 20 2007, 03:55 PM) [snapback]24233[/snapback]
    And then RadioShack will come back and be funny? :tongue:



    He can't be funny...he's "linked" to all sorts of unfunny people and parties. And that completely proves he isn't funny.

    So there. [stamps foot]
     
  5. QUOTE(FriscoFrog @ Aug 20 2007, 02:13 PM) [snapback]24224[/snapback]
    That is all.

    You ain't kidding sister ...

    I told you [ "illegitimate Baylor boys" ] you'd regret kicking Endzone out ...
     
  6. QUOTE(Duquesne Frog @ Aug 20 2007, 02:27 PM) [snapback]24278[/snapback]
    You ain't kidding sister ...

    I told you [ "illegitimate Baylor boys" ] you'd regret kicking Endzone out ...


    And Purple Majesty's Club Ignore is just a boarded-up remnant of its glory days...

    (I grew my hair long for nothing!)
     
  7. Agree, Frisco.

    With RSF doing his foster dad thing, Boston Frog planning his wedding, oldscribe bored with the same ol' same ol' topics and horse-beaters, and other regular "moderate" voices absent, this place is about as exciting as Waco.

    Even Duq hasn't been his old self--nary a chart or graph in a while.
     
  8. QUOTE(HFrog71 @ Aug 20 2007, 03:37 PM) [snapback]24293[/snapback]
    Even Duq hasn't been his old self--nary a chart or graph in a while.

    I threw a few in 85Scott's most recent global warming denial screed, but I have to admit, my heart wasn't in it ...
     
  9. QUOTE(FriscoFrog @ Aug 20 2007, 03:37 PM) [snapback]24291[/snapback]
    And Purple Majesty's Club Ignore is just a boarded-up remnant of its glory days...

    I can sing like Archie if you can sing like Edith ...

    Boy, the way Glenn Miller played. Songs that made the Hit Parade.
    Guys like us, we had it made. Those were the days.
    Didn't need no welfare state. Everybody pulled his weight.
    Gee, our old LaSalle ran great. Those were the days.
    And you know who you were then. Girls were girls and men were men.
    Mister, we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again.
    People seemed to be content. Fifty dollars paid the rent.
    Freaks were in a circus tent. Those were the days.
    Take a little Sunday spin, go to watch the Dodgers win.
    Have yourself a dandy day that cost you under a fin.
    Hair was short and skirts were long. Kate Smith really sold a song.
    I don't know just what went wrong. Those Were The Days.
     
  10. QUOTE(Duquesne Frog @ Aug 20 2007, 02:48 PM) [snapback]24311[/snapback]
    Girls were girls and men were men.


    See now Purple Majesty would love this...

    QUOTE(Duquesne Frog @ Aug 20 2007, 02:48 PM) [snapback]24311[/snapback]
    Hair was short and skirts were long


    Ooops, nevermind.


    Somebody start an interesting conversation about anything!! I'll start...Would you rather have a permanent smile or a permanent erection?
     
  11. I'm still here. But until I get out of graduate school I won't have time to play like I used to.
     
  12. QUOTE(FriscoFrog @ Aug 20 2007, 03:52 PM) [snapback]24317[/snapback]
    Somebody start an interesting conversation about anything!! I'll start...Would you rather have a permanent smile or a permanent erection?

    If you're to believe those Viagra commercials, those are not mutually exclusive ...

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  13. QUOTE(FriscoFrog @ Aug 20 2007, 02:52 PM) [snapback]24317[/snapback]
    Somebody start an interesting conversation about anything!! I'll start...Would you rather have a permanent smile or a permanent erection?


    Those were the days my friend
    We thought they'd never end
    We'd sing and dance forever and a day
    We'd live the life we choose
    We'd fight and never lose
    For we were young and sure to have our way.
    La la la la...
    Those were the days, oh yes those were the days

    The preceding is a multi-purpose response. Either Duq can use it as a song rebuttal...or Frisco can use it as my reply to her question. :laugh:
     
  14. QUOTE(FriscoFrog @ Aug 20 2007, 05:22 PM) [snapback]24317[/snapback]
    ...Would you rather have a permanent smile or a permanent erection?



    The women of my dreams would have #1, then I'd have #2, then she'd have even more of #1,... :unsure:

    Of course it works just as well starting at position 2 and working the cycle that way! In your single person setup, you're just thinking uh er inside the box.
     
  15. QUOTE(HFrog71 @ Aug 20 2007, 04:03 PM) [snapback]24335[/snapback]
    Either Duq can use it as a song rebuttal...

    Long crescendoing musical intro
    One of these days, I'm going to cut you into little pieces
    Extended female scream
    Long decrescendoing deneumont
     
  16. QUOTE(NewfoundlandFrog @ Aug 20 2007, 03:13 PM) [snapback]24342[/snapback]
    The women of my dreams would have #1, then I'd have #2, then she'd have even more of #1,... :unsure:

    Of course it works just as well starting at position 2 and working the cycle that way! In your single person setup, you're just thinking uh er inside the box.


    I am unfamiliar with "position 2"...

    Okay, now everybody tell me your all-time favorite joke. Mine is "Why did the pervert cross the road? His [ ricardo ] was stuck in the chicken."
     
  17. QUOTE(FriscoFrog @ Aug 20 2007, 04:23 PM) [snapback]24348[/snapback]
    I am unfamiliar with "position 2"...

    To do it right requires a hydraulic jack and a bathtub full of haluski ...
     
  18. QUOTE(Duquesne Frog @ Aug 20 2007, 03:28 PM) [snapback]24349[/snapback]
    To do it right requires a hydraulic jack and a bathtub full of haluski ...


    And two midgets dressed in drag? In that case I have done it before...
     
  19. QUOTE(FriscoFrog @ Aug 20 2007, 03:38 PM) [snapback]24358[/snapback]
    And two midgets dressed in drag? In that case I have done it before...



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  20. QUOTE(FriscoFrog @ Aug 20 2007, 04:38 PM) [snapback]24358[/snapback]
    And two midgets dressed in drag? In that case I have done it before...

    If you're in Frisco, yeah. In Carrollton, substitute the midgets with albino kleptomaniacs ...
     
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