I can't stress to you enough how well this hire fits in there. When I worked there as an officer, I got a noise complaint in one of the athletic dorms for yelling and screaming. This monster answered the door in a rage, acne, bloodshot eyes, etc. He was screaming at his girlfriend on the phone, and hung up on her when he saw it was the police. We went inside to see what the hell was going on, and his closet door was open. Inside were about 20 Gatorade bottles filled with piss. No labels, just piss bottles. When I asked him about it, he stopped yelling and said, "Sometimes at night, I...uh...I'm lazy and I don't want to go all the way down the hall to the bathroom." Obviously he was using the "clean" piss (a la "The Program") to pass the roid tests.
That was 15 years ago BEFORE Kazroid, I can't imagine how much sales of gatorade is going to skyrocket for extra storage now...
