Good gawd, neither one of those is even sexy. Just kind of gross. Surely you can do better than that.
How can we be sure the first gif didn't start out as a dog?Please tell me that Babyface changed that second gif from a human to a dog after you posted this.
Your best what? Need to know the scope!
All I have to say is, that is some very good and strong nipular control to hold up that tonnage...