OT: Your Last Days...

[JugbandFrog]

I was driving around ol’San Antonio today and saw a Silver Alert and it got me thinking about how I would want to go out.

Here goes:

I want to dissapear and have my family alert the authorities to create a Silver Alert: Black Honda Crosstour, Lic Plate: LHCGP.

Then after some investigation, the authorities realize that I have absconded with all my cash and my stripper girlfriend, who, it turns out, has lied to me the whole time and is actually 17.

The alert then changes from Silver alert to:
Amber Alert: Black Honda Crosstour, Lic Plate: LHCGP.

Haha

 

[Frog45]

 

[satis1103]

... be careful what you wish for?

 

[Moose Stuff]

I’m gonna die of a heart attack during a TCU football game. There is no doubt in my mind about that.

 

[PO Frog]

I suspect I'll die just as Durbin walks the bases loaded in the ninth this year in Omaha in the deciding game, only to miss him striking out the side moments later.

 

[Eight]

wait, this is your dream way to die and you are driving a honda crosstour in the dream?

 

[Peacefrog]

wait, this is your dream way to die and you are driving a honda crosstour in the dream?

Getting good gas mileage will help leave the planet in better shape for future generations. He's a hero to the generations to follow.

 

[Westsider]

Every year I inch closer and closer to oncoming traffic. I can't help it. Only technology can save me and its not happening fast enough.

 

[Frog-in-law1995]

I want to go out peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and panicking like the passengers in his car.

 

[satis1103]

wait, this is your dream way to die and you are driving a honda crosstour in the dream?

He ommitted the unpleasant state trooper confrontation...

 

[Double V]

I was driving around ol’San Antonio today and saw a Silver Alert and it got me thinking about how I would want to go out.

Here goes:

I want to dissapear and have my family alert the authorities to create a Silver Alert: Black Honda Crosstour, Lic Plate: LHCGP.

Then after some investigation, the authorities realize that I have absconded with all my cash and my stripper girlfriend, who, it turns out, has lied to me the whole time and is actually 17.

The alert then changes from Silver alert to:
Amber Alert: Black Honda Crosstour, Lic Plate: LHCGP.

Haha

Sooooo, as a teacher, I would be careful here if I were you...Maybe 18 and forget the Amber alert piece.

 

[Eight]

He ommitted the unpleasant state trooper confrontation...

 

[PurplFrawg]

my great uncle actually knew the day and time he was going to die. the judge told him...

 

[Tom Brown]

I want to peacefully let myself go to god in a beautiful and serene Japanese suicide park so that Logan scheissing Paul can opportunistically exploit my lifeless body on the interweb.

 

[Tom Brown]

The real answer is that i want to go out in a Naked Stripper Avalanche.

 

[satis1103]

I want to be killed for something I believe in. Hopefully something just and worthy, and not for believing In-n-Out burger is actually decent or something.

 

[WhiteHispanicFrog]

Sooooo, as a teacher, I would be careful here if I were you...Maybe 18 and forget the Amber alert piece.

 

[Tom Brown]

I want to be killed for something I believe in. Hopefully something just and worthy, and not for believing In-n-Out burger is actually decent or something.

Satis1103, tranny martyr.

 

[Purp]

I want to be killed for something I believe in. Hopefully something just and worthy, and not for believing In-n-Out burger is actually decent or something.

Since In-n-Out isn't actually decent or anything you shouldn't have to worry about dying for that.

#threadderailed

Now dying for Whataburger may well be a noble ideal.

#phromertriggered

 

[Land Frog]

Not such a strange thread as a strange original post.

Tosh.0 may need to give Jug a web redemption.