OT - how to get rid of a Mockingbird

[French Frog]

Chong, did you post this???
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[Chongo94]

Chong, did you post this???

Omg why?? I despise these birds. I will say that so far tonight he has yet to start, usually he's already going by now. Hopefully he found a chica or else was eaten by a cat.

 

[Chongo94]

Update....sumbish is still alive, around, and singing. Darn mockingbirds forever to hell and back darning motherdarning darners.

 

[Deep Purple]

I've got one that sings outside our window almost every night, roughly during the same time frame as yours, but frankly, it never disturbs me. They're beautiful songbirds, and I find the song a restful and soothing sound to fall asleep to.

But individual tastes vary. I have a niece that used to fall asleep with her headphones on, listening to Alice in Chains.

 

[Wally the Frog]

 

[Purp]

Have you asked Harper Lee?

Dead.

Harper Lee, I mean. On my birthday last year IIRC.

 

[Pure Purple]

The Mockingbird: 'The Official Bird of the State of Texas'

 

[West Coast Johnny]

Put a falcon decoy in your yard.

 

[Bob]

Spread uncooked long-grain rice under where it sings.

 

[ifrog]

I have one in my back yard that starts at 5:00 AM every morning like clockwork. I will never get used to it.

 

[Zubaz]

Paintball gun plus marbles.

I have no idea if this will work. I'm playing tomorrow and was getting some co2 refilled and the guy is a naturalist, so I asked if he Had any ideas.

....he was a little quick to answer, imo.

 

[Purp]

Paintball gun plus marbles.

I have no idea if this will work. I'm playing tomorrow and was getting some co2 refilled and the guy is a naturalist, so I asked if he Had any ideas.

....he was a little quick to answer, imo.

You got co2 refilled from a guy with no clothes?

 

[PhillyFrog]

Tequila

 

[Double V]

Is the bird perching somewhere close? Try hanging something reflective nearby that moves with the wind (i.e. string of old CD's or some of these: https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B01N...g_3?ie=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=6D8AK2KB2K0MRJTH545Q).

Find out where the thing is landing and spray the area with some pepper spray (the self-defense kind) while it's gone. Wear glasses and maybe a mask while applying, the stuff is no joke. If you cover the area around his perch with pepper spray I can promise you he won't return to that spot.

 

[netty2424]

Tannerite filled bird feeder with a small arms rifle.

 

[Pure Purple]

Two person exercise:

One person distracts the bird....while allowing the other person to kick him in the nuts.

 

[PurplFrawg]

glass shotgun shells?

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