Has anyone seen my specialty plates?

[GeoFrog]

I just watched Wind River this week

I spent 2 weeks camping and hiking through Wyoming's Wind River Range when I was at Geology Field Camp. Our campground was about a 2-mile walk from Atlantic City, WY, which wasn't as much a town as it was a big log cabin that was divided into a small lodge/post office/restaurant-bar. There was one night that I do remember when I started drinking, and I remember playing a guitar duet of Hotel California with another camper, but the next thing I remember was waking up for KP duty the next morning and stepping in a puddle of puke right outside the door of my tent. Must have been a fun walk home.

 

[Land Frog]

I spent 2 weeks camping and hiking through Wyoming's Wind River Range when I was at Geology Field Camp. Our campground was about a 2-mile walk from Atlantic City, WY, which wasn't as much a town as it was a big log cabin that was divided into a small lodge/post office/restaurant-bar. There was one night that I do remember when I started drinking, and I remember playing a guitar duet of Hotel California with another camper, but the next thing I remember was waking up for KP duty the next morning and stepping in a puddle of puke right outside the door of my tent. Must have been a fun walk home.

Went mudding one weekend in my Maverick. Had a tent for the bed of my pickup. Got drunk that night and gf and I went to bed. I woke up to pee and open the tent door. Relieve myself and go back to bed. Next morning gf goes to put on her boots she left outside. They were below my tailgate and soaked. Oops.

 

[tcudoc]

Two clowns are eating a cannibal. One turns to the other and says, "I think we got this joke wrong."

 

[ShadowFrog]

Went mudding one weekend in my Maverick. Had a tent for the bed of my pickup. Got drunk that night and gf and I went to bed. I woke up to pee and open the tent door. Relieve myself and go back to bed. Next morning gf goes to put on her boots she left outside. They were below my tailgate and soaked. Oops.

....and you immediately took her boot shopping, followed by obligatory stop at Sephora for 2 hours after followed by dropping her off at nearest day spa with valet pickup & dinner out — yes?

 

[Frog-in-law1995]

I spent 2 weeks camping and hiking through Wyoming's Wind River Range when I was at Geology Field Camp. Our campground was about a 2-mile walk from Atlantic City, WY, which wasn't as much a town as it was a big log cabin that was divided into a small lodge/post office/restaurant-bar. There was one night that I do remember when I started drinking, and I remember playing a guitar duet of Hotel California with another camper, but the next thing I remember was waking up for KP duty the next morning and stepping in a puddle of puke right outside the door of my tent. Must have been a fun walk home.

This one time, at geology field camp...

 

[Land Frog]

....and you immediately took her boot shopping, followed by obligatory stop at Sephora for 2 hours after followed by dropping her off at nearest day spa with valet pickup & dinner out — yes?

Powerwashed em.

 

[tcudoc]

Powerwashed em.

We get it, your urine stream is forceful. Just wait 'til you get a bit older.

 

[Frog-in-law1995]

We get it, your urine stream is forceful. Just wait 'til you get a bit older.

I still piss like a racehorse every morning at 6am on the dot.

Of course, I wake up at 6:15.

 

[tcudoc]

I still piss like a racehorse every morning at 6am on the dot.

Of course, I wake up at 6:15.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a fruit punch. The bartender says "Pal, if you want a punch you'll have to stand in line." The guy looks around, but there is no punch line.

 

[Frog-in-law1995]

While I’m thinking about it...

 

[ShadowFrog]

I still piss like a racehorse every morning at 6am on the dot.

Of course, I wake up at 6:15.

Dot must hate that...

 

[ShadowFrog]

Powerwashed em.

You’re either exceptionally blessed with a verrrrry forgiving GF or stupidly brave. Not sure which. Both is a possibility but uncommonly rare.

 

[Land Frog]

You’re either exceptionally blessed with a verrrrry forgiving GF or stupidly brave. Not sure which. Both is a possibility but uncommonly rare.

Both?

 

[ShadowFrog]

Both?

Braggart

And you know the rules....

 

[The Artist Formerly Known as PhormerPhrog]

Chili cookoff in the office on Ash Wednesday. #phormered

I gave up Catholicism for Lent about 18 years ago. You should give it a shot.

 

[RollToad]

I gave up Catholicism for Lent about 18 years ago. You should give it a shot.

Heathen!

 

[MTfrog5]

Another strike against Kolby

 

[Tom Brown]

My wife gave me head for Valentine's, too bad she never learned to poor a beer correctly

 

[Peacefrog]

My wife gave me head for Valentine's, too bad she never learned to poor a beer correctly

 

[Tom Brown]

I wish i was kidding