Frog-in-law1995
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I tried to piss in a Glade plug-in once. Damn near electrocuted myself.
Those are really small sockets...I tried to piss in a Glade plug-in once. Damn near electrocuted myself.
you buried the lead. Your boss has glade plug ins in his office? Any candles? What scents does he like? I’m guessing he’s a tree lighting wonder, and cozy cider sipping kind of guy this time of year.I unplugged my boss' glade plugin and refilled it with my dehydrated piss (Legitimately looked like rust and had some stank to it)..... Cranked the heater on and plugged it back in.
He still doesn't know where the "cat piss dead rat funk" is coming from.
Wove... Twue wove...Pretty much.
Princess Bride on now. I'm going to have fun storming the castle later.
Probably not.
Wove... Twue wove...
Just don't get involved in any land wars in Asia and you'll have a fine holiday.
When was the last time y'all actually watched Red Dawn? I watched about 30 minutes a few months ago and had to change it. Doesn't hold up.
Have I told the story on here of my buddy Ethan’s wedding? His FIL is a now-retired Episcopal bishop and he did the service. The run-through was in jeans, but when he came out for the actual service, he had on a gold-trimmed robe and a big-ass pointy hat. We’re all kneeling at the altar at that point and I blurted out, just a hair too loudly, “mawidge.” We had to stop so the groomsmen could compose themselves.
Curious - was the HS teacher a bridesmaid?
How many daggers did you catch from her?
No, we didn’t officially meet until years later. Although her cousin (who would eventually set us up on a blind date) was next to me in the groomsmen line. She might’ve been there...don’t know. I did catch daggers from the one I was there with that night, but that was pretty much an all-the-time thing. B-word.
A b-word bridesmaid?
You know the rules.
GloriousI unplugged my boss' glade plugin and refilled it with my dehydrated piss (Legitimately looked like rust and had some stank to it)..... Cranked the heater on and plugged it back in.
He still doesn't know where the "cat piss dead rat funk" is coming from.
Sad to hear.US Navy plane down off coast of Japan. 11 sailors on board. 8 rescued, 3 still missing.
Seems as though our Navy has had a lot of trouble this past year with their fleet.
I've never been in so fast
I’d like to be in the author
I don’t see any Old Granddad in that list.
I don’t see any Old Granddad in that list.