AroundWorldFrog
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Man, I loved Jim Wacker. Here's some good stuff.
A few things wrong with that Mormon folklore. In the first place, Mormon crickets aren't true crickets, they're katydids. As such they have no wings and are flightless. When they do swarm, they do so entirely on the ground, advancing little more than about a mile per day. So they do not appear suddenly in an airy "dark cloud" as the Mormon story describes. Their progress is slow and easily detectable well in advance, even with mid-19th-century observation and technology.
We don't know exactly what triggers the swarm, but what triggers the constant advance is that Mormon crickets are highly cannibalistic. Those in the lead ranks who don't constantly advance risk getting overwhelmed and eaten by hungrier crickets in the following ranks, who are never the first to reach the food sources. So these insects don't subsist entirely on the wheat crops of Mormon farmers.
Then there's the seagull part of the story. Gulls live in very large colonies and do regularly swarm, but only in coastal areas, where they feed mainly on small fish and crabs.. They are opportunistic feeders who will eat insects (and worms, slugs, and snails) when available, and they will even fly hundreds of miles inland in search of food. But none of the nearly 30 species of gulls swarm in large numbers more than 700 miles inland (as in Salt Lake City) to feed on insects they have no way of knowing are also swarming. Insects are not a gull's primary food source. They are an occasional supplement, like grain to grass-feeding animals.
Almost every aspect of the 1848 Mormon cricket folk tale is suspect.
Must you show your ass at every opportunity? Good grief.
Man, I loved Jim Wacker. Here's some good stuff.
I think his would too!I want Gary to have a show like this. I think my head would explode.
Was that the same game that an ambulance had to pick up a fan from the alumni center? The result was not good from that medical emergency, as far as I remember.
Well, Deep...what say you???? Retraction of the gull-portion of your rebuttal to the legend of the Mormon cricket???The California Gull is, in fact, the Utah state bird.
A few things wrong with that Mormon folklore. In the first place, Mormon crickets aren't true crickets, they're katydids. As such they have no wings and are flightless. When they do swarm, they do so entirely on the ground, advancing little more than about a mile per day. So they do not appear suddenly in an airy "dark cloud" as the Mormon story describes. Their progress is slow and easily detectable well in advance, even with mid-19th-century observation and technology.
We don't know exactly what triggers the swarm, but what triggers the constant advance is that Mormon crickets are highly cannibalistic. Those in the lead ranks who don't constantly advance risk getting overwhelmed and eaten by hungrier crickets in the following ranks, who are never the first to reach the food sources. So these insects don't subsist entirely on the wheat crops of Mormon farmers.
Then there's the seagull part of the story. Gulls live in very large colonies and do regularly swarm, but only in coastal areas, where they feed mainly on small fish and crabs.. They are opportunistic feeders who will eat insects (and worms, slugs, and snails) when available, and they will even fly hundreds of miles inland in search of food. But none of the nearly 30 species of gulls swarm in large numbers more than 700 miles inland (as in Salt Lake City) to feed on insects they have no way of knowing are also swarming. Insects are not a gull's primary food source. They are an occasional supplement, like grain to grass-feeding animals.
Almost every aspect of the 1848 Mormon cricket folk tale is suspect.
If we did TCU couldn't get rid of it because the first game started is still underway. Maybe when someone gets enough overs or whatever the game will finally end. But I dont think that has happened in any cricket game ever.
African or European gulls?
Man, I loved Jim Wacker. Here's some good stuff.
Yes, I was there dressed as a somewhat preppy grad. student. Cricket guts on the topsiders.
That would have been a great story to tell at your wedding. Sorry it didn't work out for you two.Funny seeing Sean. He and I met back around '09 or so when he happened to sit next to me at a game. We exchanged numbers and traded texts for a little while bit eventually lost touch. Mice giy. Still lives in California.
When an ass talks about "showing your ass," you know you're doing pretty good. Thanks for the confirmation.Must you show your ass at every opportunity? Good grief.
When Mormon crickets swarm, they can't fly so they must crawl, and they do so in the hundreds of thousands. I haven't seen anyone post a link showing that flocks of gulls in the tens of thousands descend on these swarms to consume them en masse within the relatively short time it would take to save fruiting wheat crops. In fact, it's solidly documented that cricket swarms of that magnitude last for several years up to a couple of decades.Well, Deep...what say you???? Retraction of the gull-portion of your rebuttal to the legend of the Mormon cricket???
http://www.birdweb.org/birdweb/bird/california_gull#