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BABYFACE

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ScottPatrick

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How is his swagger?
Is he spinning the ball well?
Does he move the offense?
Is he avoiding the ill-advised passes?
Does he take care of the ball?
Can he see all of the field in front of him?
Can he read the defense?
Does he throw a catchable ball?
Can he direct the offense?
Do players respond to him?
How is he in space?
Can he feel the pressure?
Does he respond well to the pressure?

These are all key questions.
 

tcudoc

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How is his swagger? Swag-o-licious
Is he spinning the ball well? just like basketball, no points are awarded for "spinning the ball"
Does he move the offense? Like a Beethoven symphony.
Is he avoiding the ill-advised passes? He once made a pass at his high school coach's wife. Other than that, yes.
Does he take care of the ball? Like Lenny in "Of Mice and Men," he holds it, he loves it, he cares for it...
Can he see all of the field in front of him? He sees what is in front of him but lacks x-ray vision (that is not a real thing)
Can he read the defense? He reads at a college level.
Does he throw a catchable ball? With our receivers? I'll let you answer that one.
Can he direct the offense? He once directed the play "The Music Man" for his high school, and received critical acclaim. So, perhaps.
Do players respond to him? When they are asked a question and only if the question is heard/understood.
How is he in space? He is currently not a member of the space program, nor has he applied to be.
Can he feel the pressure? His sense of touch is intact and there is no evidence of pathology in his skin's mechanoreceptors.
Does he respond well to the pressure? He is mostly carbon based, so it can be hypothesized that, if pressure is applied for a million years, he would become a diamond.

These are all key questions.
Weird questions
 
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